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So, I'm holding my little mouse, and...

  • 19-02-2008 2:52pm
    #1
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭


    ... twiddling the little rolley bit in the middle the moves the page up and down and a thought...

    ...did someoen model this on a woman's clitoris...?

    Now I can't stop fiddling with it. I even have to resis the urge to lick it. Have I been watching too much porn?

    Answers with references to the text, please...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #2
    DonJose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    Thank f*** you don't have a pencil sharpener :D


  • #3
    'Ol Jack Chance
    Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭'Ol Jack Chance


    heres your answer. possibly nsfw

    http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/mf_mouse.jpg


  • #4
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Weird.


  • #5
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    'Ol wrote:
    heres your answer. possibly nsfw

    http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/mf_mouse.jpg

    AS if'm in an office and already getting susupicious looks, I will pass. But thank you anyway!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #6
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    'Ol wrote:
    heres your answer. possibly nsfw

    http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/mf_mouse.jpg

    looks quite inocent tbh, but then i'll not posting from work


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  • #7
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Jaysus go home and have a cold shower...


  • #8
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Where is a clitorus and what does it do :D


  • #9
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Go home and have a pedal. Bring the mouse with you and get it outta your system. Although it'll be very uncomfortable between the two of you for a few weeks but isn't it always with an office fling. Are you both single?


  • #10
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    odd young man.


  • #11
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Quality wrote: »
    Jaysus go home and have a cold shower...

    I wish they'd let me!
    Fratton Fred wrote:
    Where is a clitorus and what does it do

    No idea, why'd you ask?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #12
    Mweelrea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭Mweelrea


    thats the weirdest fetish i've ever heard of.
    Seriously thats just weird


  • #13
    Clare Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,613 ✭✭✭✭Clare Bear


    Mweelrea wrote: »
    thats the weirdest fetish i've ever heard of.
    Seriously thats just weird

    Yeah I've heard a lot of weird shiit in my time but you need help.


  • #14
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    seriously don't lick it dude, it's a snot collector


  • #15
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    if your using firefox, hold ctrl and do it. youll enjoy it a lot more, ya wierdo


  • #16
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    I just licked mine


  • #17
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    So did i.. It's kinda fun, not arousing but the OP could be on to something ;)


  • #18
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,630 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I just stuck two of them on top of each other. Giggidy Giggidy


  • #19
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I put my index and middle fingers under the mouse and tickled the scroll wheel with my thumb.


  • #20
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Terry wrote: »
    I put my index and middle fingers under the mouse and tickled the scroll wheel with my thumb.

    You know what, I think the sun shines out of my mouse's arse :eek:


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