Best hook-ups

AngryBadger

Following on from the thread about pick-up lines, let's hear some people most memorable hook-ups.

My own has to have been during a summer in the states on a J1. I sauntered down to the local pizzeria in my baggy-nearly-parachute-pants-but-really-shorts and ordered up a double cheeseburger sandwich (heaven I tells ya!). So I sit down at a table to wait for my sandwich, and suddenly a woman sits down opposite me and goes "Heyyyy!" and proceeds to natter away. Took me a minute torealise it was the girl from the local liquor store. Next thing I know she's bringing me back to her friends place for a few drinks, and a few rounds of hide the sausage.

...then I ate the rest of my double cheeseburger sandwich. Best. Sandwich. Ever. FTW!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Dearest Badger, my heartfelt congratulations. And how is Brandine these days?

Now. How's going to be first with the mandatory Yore Ma contribution?

'Ol Jack Chance

best hook up? palm and her 5 sisters. they always seem to know just what i want and dont ask to be held afterwards

helimachoptor

Got pulled a couple of years ago by a gardai car, it was 2am on a saturday night, I had my mother and her 3 drunken friends in the car, I was 23 at the time... But i was doing the good deed dropping them home from their annual christmas party! Anyway got pulled by this cop on just outside Bray, So she asks me to get out of the car and I do when i opened the door and window there must have been a massive smell of booze cos she asked me to step away from the car. The male cop was txting away on his phone not bothered too much.

So she pops out the breath tester i pass of course and i made a comment something like "I'd drive home drunk every night if it meant it would be you who was stopping me " So she laughs then in a very serious tone "Drunk driving is not a joke" Then she laughed.. Gave her my card and told her to call me sometime... She sent me a txt about 40 mins later saying she wanted to bring me to the station for a strip search :eek:.

Nothing ever happened though as it turned out she had a boyfriend. I was miffed!

MrJoeSoap

helimachoptor wrote: »

Gave her my card and told her to call me sometime... She sent me a txt about 40 mins later saying she wanted to bring me to the station for a strip search :eek:.

I'd say they all had a great laugh in the station at that one.

Tha Gopher

The fact the OP uses the term Hook Up shows he spent too much time in the US and should probably go back. Every time my mate who did the J1 last summer refers to birds as "chicks" I want to kick him in the arse. In fact any Irish person who says hook up, sausage fest, chick or fcuk buddy should be deported to some island concentration camp for yank lovers.

Anyway, no. This is Ireland. It all involved alcohol fuelled drunken maulage.

helimachoptor

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

I'd say they all had a great laugh in the station at that one.

I hope not, we were txtin for a couple of weeks so i'm hoping she was a little bit sincere!

Tha Gopher

Its seldom you see a good looking female cop tbh. Though there is at least one belter in my local.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Its seldom you see a good looking female cop tbh. Though there is at least one belter in my local.

Gopher, dear man, there tend to be a few. I suspect lesbianism though.

'Ol Jack Chance

dude i was like at a kegger and i got the hook up from this total hotty

tony 2 tone

'Ol wrote:

dude i was like at a kegger and i got the hook up from this total hotty

Word?

'Ol Jack Chance

just joshing with the op's vernacular

Tha Gopher

'Ol wrote:

dude i was like at a kegger and i got the hook up from this total hotty

DUUUDDEEEE!!!!

Woah, like me Josh and Casey were like soooo fcukin wasted. We musta had...like.....six beers. Those co eds from Marissas frat house were like so hittin on me, Im like.....whatevurrr.....

MrJoeSoap

Tha Gopher wrote: »

DUUUDDEEEE!!!!

Woah, like me Josh and Casey were like soooo fcukin wasted. We musta had...like.....six beers. Those co eds from Marissas frat house were like so hittin on me, Im like.....whatevurrr.....

Dude, wheres my car?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Yore Ma Abides...

'Ol Jack Chance

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

Dude, wheres my car?

in the liffey

dave chappelle says it best about half way thru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpYoTX6ACs

dude remember franks last week

griffdaddy

I hooked yore ma's genitals up to a car battery before and watched her shudder with each electro-pulse of goodness.