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rocky25

A priest, Jesus, and an old man tee off.
The priest drives the green within 5 yards of the hole.
Jesus slices the ball and it goes into the water hazard.
He quickly runs across the water and hits his second onto the green 2 inches from the hole.
The old man tees off with a short worm burner that trickles into the hazard.
Soon after a fish eats the ball and swims across the pond with it in its mouth.
Just then an eagle swoops down and snatches the fish with the golf ball and flies off. The eagle loses its grip and drops the fish on the green.
The fish then spits out the ball and it rolls into the hole for a hole in one.



Jesus turns to the old man and replies, "Play fair dad!"
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A young businessman had just started his own firm.
He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

He saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"







"Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines."