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Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.

At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter.
Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells.

St. Peter stopped them and told them that they would each have to answer a question before they could enter through the pearly gates.

St. Paul: "What were the names of the two people in the garden of Eden?"
1st nun: "Adam and Eve"
The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.

St. Paul: "What did Adam eat from the forbidden tree?"

2nd nun: "An apple"
The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.

And finally it came the turn of the last nun.

St. Paul: "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

After a few minutes thinking she says "Gosh, that's a hard one!"

The lights flashed the bells rang and in she went through the pearly
gates!
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A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.

She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR.

To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

Mary: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static."

Clerk: "Sorry about that.
We've had problems with some of those tapes.
Which title did you rent?"




Mary: "Head Cleaner."