Great Comback Lines

rocky25

Man "Haven’t we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven’t I seen you someplace before?"
Woman "Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine."

Man "I’d like to call you. What’s your number?"
Woman "It’s in the phone book."
Man "But I don’t know your name."
Woman "That’s in the phone book too."

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!"

Man "I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman "Yeah, and if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing."

Man "I’d go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let’s start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Capt'n Midnight

anyone got the list of comebacks to comebacks ?

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car...... I don't give a ***** where you go.

rocky25

Man "Haven’t we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man "your car-park is very small, I was poxed to get a car space"

Homer

Man : I know how to please a woman.
Woman : Then please leave me alone!
Man : I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then

Man : I want to give myself to you
Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts!
Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then?

Man : You look like a dream.
Woman : Go back to sleep.
Man: You mean this isn't a nightmare?

Man : Your body is like a temple
Woman : Sorry, there are no services here today.
Man : Well here's a donation to restore the exterior

Man : Is this seat empty?
Woman : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man : [looking away] Honey, there's two here!

Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man : You're right. I was lying

folan

Man : Hi. Fancy a drink?
Woman : Dream on.
Man: Ok. But I'll probably dream of someone alot thinner.

(Ok, I stole that from TMNT 2)

Gingervitis

rocky25 wrote: »

Man "Haven’t I seen you someplace before?"
Woman "Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore."
Man "Really? I heard it was because everyone there said you were a cheap slut"

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man "Probably because you'll be on your knees..."

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine."
Man "Great, we can shag in the car so I don't have to bring your dirty ass home with me"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"
I have an answer but it's a bit too much...

Man "If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman "Yeah, and if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing."
Ditto

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?"
Man "Yeah, cause you look like the kind of needy bitch who won't leave a guy alone after shagging him

some are a bit nasty, but hey, it's all they deserve for that withering scorn right?