How Do You Have Sex

rocky25

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.

AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.

ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.

ARTISTS are exhibitionists.

ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.

ATTORNEYS make better motions.

AUDITORS like to examine figures.

BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.

BAKERS knead it daily.

BAND MEMBERS play all night.

BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.

BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.

BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.

BOWLERS have bigger balls.

BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.

BUTCHERS have better meat.

CAMPERS do it in a tent.

CARPENTERS hammer it harder.

CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.

CHEMISTS like to experiment.

COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.

CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.

COPS have bigger guns.

COWBOYS handle anything horny.

COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.

CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.

DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.

DENTISTS do it in your mouth.

DETECTIVES do it under cover.

DOCTORS do it with patience.

DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.

FIREMEN are always in heat.

GARBAGE MEN come once a week.

GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.

GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.

GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.

HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.

HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.

HUNTERS do it with a bang.

INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.

INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.

JANITORS clean up afterwards.

LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.

LIBRARIANS do it quietly.

LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.

MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.

MANAGERS supervise others.

MINISTERS do it on Sundays.

MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.

MOVIE STARS do it on film.

MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.

NURSES call the shots.

PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.

POLICEMEN like big busts.

POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.

POSTMEN come slower.

PROFESSORS do it by the book.

RACERS like to come in first.

REPORTERS do it daily.

RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.

SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.

SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.

SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.

TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.

VETERINARIANS are pussy lovers.

WELDERS have hotter rods.

WRESTLERS know the best holds.

WRITERS have novel ways.

ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct

smashey

Is this something to do with Cadbury's Creme Eggs?

Jules

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Homer

Lolocaust material? Me thinks not!