Are you proud of your gut?

Pighead

Well are you? Do you look at your wobbly area of flesh just below your chest and just above your groin area with affection or do you see it as an unfortunate result of your chosen lifestyles.

If there were a beer that guaranteed not to give you a gut would you take it or would you simply roll your eyes to the heavens and say "Sure why would I not want a beergut?"

jdivision

At this stage I'd go for the beer guaranteed not to give me a gut but that's because there's a hottie in work who I particularly wanna get personal with. Before that wouldn't have given a ****.

The Hill Billy

Pighead wrote: »

Well are you? Do you look at your wobbly area of flesh just below your chest and just above your groin area with affection or do you see it as an unfortunate result of your chosen lifestyles.

If there were a beer that guaranteed not to give you a gut would you take it or would you simply roll your eyes to the heavens and say "Sure why would I not want a beergut?"

Another fcuking troll! What is it with this place this morning?!
Thin ice Pighead, thin ice.

justsomebloke

Pighead wrote: »

If there were a beer that guaranteed not to give you a gut would you take it or would you simply roll your eyes to the heavens and say "Sure why would I not want a beergut?"

I thought that is what light beers where for?

Slow Motion

Hill Billy wrote: »

Another fcuking troll! What is it with this place this morning?!
Thin ice Pighead, thin ice.

Just ignore it and It will die of starvation!

John Mason

i love my gut, piggy, its all soft and squeeshy. You should be proud of yours too, dont listen to the doctors who tell you, that you have to go on a diet

Steyr

irishbird wrote: »

dont listen to the doctors who tell you, that you have to go on a diet

Yes because the Doctors are totally wrong about heart disease and diabetes.

Pighead

Hill Billy wrote: »

Another fcuking troll! What is it with this place this morning?!
Thin ice Pighead, thin ice.

What the hells that all about? Pighead comes into your forum, asks a perfectly reasonable question only to be met with accusations of trollishness and thin icyness. For shame Hill Billy. Hows about maybe trying to answer the question instead of getting all moderatory and high horsyness.

(Pighead reckons he's made up at least 3 brand new words in the above passage of impassioned anger, pretty impressive)

The Hill Billy

* Hops nimbly down from high horse *

Pighead wrote:

Do you look at your wobbly area of flesh just below your chest and just above your groin area with affection or do you see it as an unfortunate result of your chosen lifestyles.

It ain't wobbly & it ain't unfortunate. It is firm & proud. A beergut is the product of many years hard labour at the dinner table & the bar, interspersed with occasional bouts of lounging on the sofa.

Pighead wrote:

If there were a beer that guaranteed not to give you a gut would you take it or would you simply roll your eyes to the heavens and say "Sure why would I not want a beergut?"

This is downright trolling Pighead & you know it. Non-fattening beer is againt the ethos of this forum. It is akin to coming in here & singing the praises of turkey rashers. * shudder *

Mr. CooL ICE

Mine is a constant work-in-progress, and some day, I will be tremendously proud of it, but not just yet.

Baudelaire

I don't have a beer gut but if I did I'd be proud

Beerlao

i hate mine



i'll get my coat

5starpool

That horse has already bolted and kicked over the gaslamp on it's way out I'm afraid. If there was a beer where drinking loads of pints would actively get rid of your beer belly and make you fit without exercising, then that wouls be a different story. Until then I'll stay contentedly where I am.

gillyfromlyre

The hubby is on an anti-fitness quest, he actually proclaimed this last week after I commented on his tremendous weight gains of the past 4 months. He went from 13 stone to 16 stone and now he says he wants to put on another 2 stone to prove his ridiculous point.

"Weight has no bearing on health". He insists that being 18 stone (hes 5ft 9in) will not change his life in any way, and that the "weight losing rubbish is just a fad".

admiralofthefleet

it has cost me a fortune putting it there so of course im proud of it

orestes

gillyfromlyre wrote: »

The hubby is on an anti-fitness quest, he actually proclaimed this last week after I commented on his tremendous weight gains of the past 4 months. He went from 13 stone to 16 stone and now he says he wants to put on another 2 stone to prove his ridiculous point.

"Weight has no bearing on health". He insists that being 18 stone (hes 5ft 9in) will not change his life in any way, and that the "weight losing rubbish is just a fad".

He's a true inspiration to us all, a modern day pioneer

Kur4mA

gillyfromlyre wrote: »

The hubby is on an anti-fitness quest, he actually proclaimed this last week after I commented on his tremendous weight gains of the past 4 months. He went from 13 stone to 16 stone and now he says he wants to put on another 2 stone to prove his ridiculous point.

"Weight has no bearing on health". He insists that being 18 stone (hes 5ft 9in) will not change his life in any way, and that the "weight losing rubbish is just a fad".

Your hubby is a legend!

Kazobel

gillyfromlyre wrote: »

The hubby is on an anti-fitness quest, he actually proclaimed this last week after I commented on his tremendous weight gains of the past 4 months. He went from 13 stone to 16 stone and now he says he wants to put on another 2 stone to prove his ridiculous point.

"Weight has no bearing on health". He insists that being 18 stone (hes 5ft 9in) will not change his life in any way, and that the "weight losing rubbish is just a fad".

Not that I think it was your intention but you may just have given your other half godlike status

DJ_Spider

I ran a pub for 2 years and when I started I was 5ft 10ins, (still am!) and 10st 5lbs. We were live in managers and as such were allowed anything from the kitchen so long as we recorded it. Of course I kept going for the steaks, scampi, swordfish steaks, and anything else that I wouldn't normaly be able to afford! Also of course I had to accept drinks, test the beer, (quality control to give it the trade name!!!) and was driving everywhere.

As a result I put on 3st in as many months! I went to the docs the other day and went on the scales......BAD MOVE! I am now a bouncy 14st 2lbs! I am fairly well proportioned otherwise, and because of my build it doesn't look too bad. (Well the g/f likes it anyway!)

To the wimmins with a few extra pounds, remember the Mika song, Big Girls You Are Beautiful! My g/f is a size 22 so I go for girls that are built for comfort, not speed! I like something to cuddle, not to throw a polo to if they are drowning!

trout

I don't have a gut as such ... although my chest has slipped a little lower than I would like :rolleyes:

DJ_Spider

The old chestnut of I don't have a six pack, it's more a barrel comes to mind!

Dyr

Life is good for my gut today, I just treated meself to an indian (onion bhaji's, lamb biryani, naan bread) and for lunch i had four bakewell tarts. Breakfast was bacon sambos made from yesterdays dinner. *pats belly fondly*

Zaph

Bambi wrote: »

Breakfast was bacon sambos made from yesterdays dinner.

You had food left over from your dinner last night? :eek: For shame, Brother, for shame.

Dyr

You misunderstand me brother, no dinner gets left behind on my watch, unless its a salad.
i had breakfast in the old mans as his back wall was blown over in dem fierce winds, so after a morning of lifting blocks i was treated to bacon and YR sauce sambos.

Update, rasher sambos and dem little pancakes for breakfast this morning. Back on the culnary straight and narrow from tomorrow

Kold

I'm pretty proud of it's musical capabilities.

gillyfromlyre

whoops, I hope my hubby's ridiculous quest doesn't inspire any other weight gaining enthusiast,to be frank he looks dreadful at the mo and hes beginning to wheeze,its a dreadfully stupid quest hes on

Collie D

At the risk of a ban I am proud to say I have no such gut, in fact I am quite proud of my stomach as a whole. It's quite toned without the hassle of anyactual exercise and I can eat what I want without gaining weight. Now so that I don't get banned for that I shall castigate Pork Features for trolling in this threa. You, my porcine friend, are a cnut of the higest order.

DJ_Spider wrote: »

I ran a pub for 2 years and when I started I was 5ft 10ins, (still am!) and 10st 5lbs. We were live in managers and as such were allowed anything from the kitchen so long as we recorded it. Of course I kept going for the steaks, scampi, swordfish steaks, and anything else that I wouldn't normaly be able to afford! Also of course I had to accept drinks, test the beer, (quality control to give it the trade name!!!) and was driving everywhere.

You taking on any apprentices?

DJ_Spider

^LOL gave it up about 4 years ago. Still keep doing the quality control though!