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  • #2
    Tragedy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Tragedy


    No, real men scrunch. We leave folding to the wimmens if they so desire.


  • #3
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Scrunching leads to a terrible waste of toilet paper. Only the end of a scrunched ball will clean up the back doorstep leading to about 70% waste of bog roll. This means you have to buy more, which costs money which could be spent on beer and hoores (last one is optional)


  • #4
    Tragedy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Tragedy


    Good sir, on this matter I'm afraid we must agree to disagree!
    I shall not be budged.


  • #5
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Your immovability knows no bounds! We'll see what else the people say! Is it so wrong for a man to demand comfort in completing a sacred act?!


  • #6
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Hmmmm, more time to focus on the matter at hand - impressive.


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  • #7
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Real men use Kitchen Towels.


  • #8
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    DublinWriter wrote: »
    Real men use Kitchen Towels.

    Do you wipe your arse in your kitchen too :confused:


  • #9
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    DublinWriter wrote: »
    Real men use Kitchen Towels.

    Nah.

    Tends not to break down and encourages nasty long term floaters.


  • #10
    Tragedy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Tragedy


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Do you wipe your arse in your kitchen too :confused:
    Why are you trying to find out more Rigger?

    WHY?!?


  • #11
    Santa Claus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Santa Claus


    DublinWriter wrote: »
    Real men use Kitchen Towels.

    KItchen towels, pffft .....real men use SANDPAPER (fine gauge mind, wouldn't want to tear the ring off yourself)


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  • #12
    Baudelaire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Baudelaire


    Santa Claus wrote: »
    KItchen towels, pffft .....real men use SANDPAPER (fine gauge mind, wouldn't want to tear the ring off yourself)

    pffft sandpaper is for Metros, real men use:

    Cordless_1_4_Sheet_Palm_Sander.jpg


  • #13
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,706 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Useless tbh. It should at least do the wiping for you


  • #14
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Wagon wrote: »
    Scrunching leads to a terrible waste of toilet paper. Only the end of a scrunched ball will clean up the back doorstep leading to about 70% waste of bog roll. This means you have to buy more, which costs money which could be spent on beer and hoores (last one is optional)

    And going to the shop so often could also lead to ones beer belly shrinking, so definitely ration the bog roll!


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