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For the brothers approval

  • 08-02-2008 10:09am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭


    Brothers

    For your approval i humbly submit my pride and joy. A recently installed 37 inch tv with surround sound speakers, legend of a dvd player that plays all my divx films (so can put 6 films on one dvd thereby eliminating the need to get up and change dvd's) AND a 20 liter fridge reserved SOLELY for beer.

    Oh and i intend drilling the holes for the hammock during next week :D

    All i need is to put in a toilet here and i am set

    Is there anything else in the true bgrh spirit i am missin?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    GAAman wrote: »
    Is there anything else in the true bgrh spirit i am missin?

    Pictures, or it isn't true.

    Oh, and you need yourself a good wimmins to feed you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Pictures, or it isn't true.

    Oh, and you need yourself a good wimmins to feed you. and bring beer
    Just added a bit to your post there Brother Tom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DesF wrote: »
    Just added a bit to your post there Brother Tom.

    Thank you, Brother Des. But of course it is understood that feeding is a general term and refers not just to food, but other necessities including beer, newspapers and of course a bit a' lovin'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,818 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    A word from the wise Brother - It is very difficult to get a blow job in a hammock & concentrate on the TV at the same time.

    Just something to consider...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Pictures, or it isn't true

    Brother tom your distrust of me is perturbing

    08022008317.jpg

    08022008315.jpg

    08022008314.jpg

    Oh and the wimmins name is aimée ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Hill Billy wrote: »
    A word from the wise Brother - It is very difficult to get a blow job in a hammock & concentrate on the TV at the same time.

    Just something to consider...

    Ad-breaks. Pace yourself :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,818 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    trout wrote: »
    Ad-breaks. Pace yourself :cool:
    Brother trout - Since when have they been putting ad breaks in p0rn movies?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    GAAman wrote: »
    Brother tom your distrust of me is perturbing

    There is no distrust, Brother GAAman, it is merely procedure.
    Hill Billy wrote: »
    Brother trout - Since when have they been putting ad breaks in p0rn movies?

    Brother trout watches the cheap stuff.

    I am told.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    There is no distrust, Brother GAAman, it is merely procedure.

    Glad to hear it Brother Tom you're welcome to call round for a beer anytime


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    GAAman wrote: »
    Glad to hear it Brother Tom you're welcome to call round for a beer anytime

    we just want pics!! calling round would mean getting off the couch...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Brother trout watches the cheap stuff.

    I am told.

    Brother trout is IN the cheap stuff.

    I am afraid :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    GAAman wrote: »
    Oh and the wimmins name is aimée ;)

    Is that pronounced "ay-may"? Anyway, you need a BBQ and some man-art wouldn't go astray.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    Kold wrote: »
    Is that pronounced "ay-may"? Anyway, you need a BBQ and some man-art wouldn't go astray.

    would a spit be more apt?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Niiice setup there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Kold wrote: »
    Is that pronounced "ay-may"? Anyway, you need a BBQ and some man-art wouldn't go astray.

    No Brother Kold its pronounced "Hey wimmins, give me another beer/munch/blow job" ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    trout wrote: »
    Brother trout is IN the cheap stuff.

    I am afraid :rolleyes:
    :eek:

    I knew it.

    I knew I recognised you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DesF wrote: »
    I knew it.

    I knew I recognised you.

    You have to admire his stamina though. I mean, more than three minutes? The man is a legend.

    And not a goat in sight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    ShayK1 wrote: »
    would a spit be more apt?

    And by spit, you mean swallow:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    no I meant spit roast! :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,818 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    In a hammock?!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    you could try it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,818 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    You could injure yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    i could be worth it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Hmmm, I've had some nasty injuries with hammocks before.

    They have a terrible tendency to flip you out at the worst possible moment.

    Try a net hammock, face down. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    And not a goat in sight.

    Goats aren't all that photogenic. Apparently. :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    That's like my room! Not as good though ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Try a net hammock, face down.
    It's also great preparation for fancy dress if you wanna go as Pinhead from Hellraiser...

    The criss-cross pattern minus the acupuncture!
    pinhead_profile.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    My own 37 inch Tv is on its way to me now woohoo should have it for valentines day how romantic:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Rob_l wrote: »
    My own 37 inch Tv is on its way to me now woohoo should have it for valentines day how romantic:D

    Im tellin ya Brother Rob you wont know what hit ya! I watched saving pvt ryan and the d-day landings felt like they were happenin on my lap................almost spilled my beer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    37" of porn...

    Now THAT'S romance! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    37" of porn...

    my pal Frankie has a 42inch TV ... his room is about 44 inches wide.

    If he's watching teh pr0n ... he refers to his TV as the "Wall to Wall Flesh-o-Tron" * :)







    *TM Wanky Frankie, 2007


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    trout wrote: »
    my pal Frankie has a 42inch TV ... his room is about 44 inches wide.

    If his room is measured on the diagonal like the TV then thats one hell of a squeeze... ;):p

    At least he would know what it'd be like to be buried with rigour mortis... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    If his room is measured on the diagonal like the TV then thats one hell of a squeeze... ;):p

    Well ... OK then ... he lives in the box that the TV came in :cool:


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