Crappy Drivers!

ladylaughs

im sick of crappy drivers and hey most of them belong to one of the following age groups...
1. young "omgoosh, Im late late late so im going to drive up your ass all the way into work" (while im already speeding mind you)
OR
2. old farts too shriveled up to see over the steering wheel.... ( and this is sorta of funny in a scary dangerous omgossh im might get into a car accident kind of way)....competivetive drivers club!

okay there may be some "sub-groups" out there like the
"rodney red-necks in their red trucks" group who think it's their God given right to speed up, slow down, speed up, slow down...highbeaming you the entire time!!!!
"cell phone dorkwads with their phone glued to their ears, cant talk and drive at the same time, much less pay attention to the road" group
THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON....this my friends started the birth pains of road rage OKAAAAAAAY!!!!!
*can ya tell that I commute an hour to and then an hour from work everyday?!!?!?
IM GOING MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! one of these days .....ewwww!!!! Well I just cant say!!!!

TheBeach

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passive

My eyes... My beautiful eyes...

Buzz Buzz

Eh.. you should include women on that list. And may I suggest putting them at the top, in block capitals letters, with a few lines in between before you identify the next group. Is this really a P.I?

Marksie

What the?
are you two related?.
and thanks for taking us to the multicoloured world of Oz.. all we need is a yellow brick road.
Off to AH with this one

squibs

And this is riuning your life how?

Not a personal issues topic. Please read the charter.

Wishbone Ash

Buzz Buzz wrote: »

Is this really a P.I?

It would last about 3 seconds in any of the Motoring Forums! :rolleyes:

biko

Baby Jebus definitely cries

jester77

Ye forgot to use green
and wouldn't it have been easier to just say crappy drivers = women drivers

the_syco

Tempted to report the OP due to the colours, tbh.

ladylaughs

yes it is lol when i posted young ppl that includes women....lolllll

ladylaughs

yes, problem?

ladylaughs

im sorry im new to this board, i thought i could meet some friendly ppl on here, i was apparently wrong. why are you ppl so hostile???

ladylaughs

not all "issues" ruin ppl's lives good grief whats up with you nasty hateful, hostile ppl?
i guess it is true about what they say....but heck why repeat what you already know and live.
this world is ugly enough, you ppl dont need to add to it! and as far as me getting kicked off or "banned" dont worry because this is my last post and i wont be back to this screwed up forum!

Genghiz Cohen

Why do you post such stupid threads?
(Attacking the post not the poster so you can't ban me for personal abuse... hopefully)

And why not give us a smile lady laughs?
Hmm?
Just a wittle tiny eency weency one?
hmm?

Pherekydes

ladylaughs wrote: »

im sorry im new to this board, i thought i could meet some friendly ppl on here, i was apparently wrong. why are you ppl so hostile???

The text speak, the multiple question and exclamation marks, the silly and unnecessary use of colour, the silly arguments.

Onikage

Slow coach wrote: »

The text speak, the multiple question and exclamation marks, the silly and unnecessary use of colour, the silly arguments.

You left out posting frivolous threads in the second most serious forum, the most serious being football naturally.

WindSock

Well it's a good job I'm colour blind.

TheBeach

WindSock wrote: »

Well it's a good job I'm colour blind.

Obviously the colours on board's toolbar aren't there to be used then?

Rb

TheBeach wrote: »

Obviously the colours on board's toolbar aren't there to be used then?

Not in such a way, no.

Aside from that, big lol at the woman who feels she can criticise anybody elses driving.

quackquackBOOM

reading your post it seems you are one of the people who hog the overtaking lane on the motorway lady laughs

Mossy Monk

ladylaughs wrote: »

1. young "omgoosh, Im late late late so im going to drive up your ass all the way into work" (while im already speeding mind you)

Who are you to criticise if you are speeding on the roads?

Rb

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Who are you to criticise if you are speeding on the roads?

Jesus, didn't even notice that part.

MCMLXXXIII

ladylaughs wrote: »

im sick of crappy drivers and hey most of them belong to one of the following age groups...

Don't generalize.

ladylaughs wrote: »

"cell phone dorkwads with their phone glued to their ears, cant talk and drive at the same time, much less pay attention to the road" group

Hmmm...I talk on my "cell phone" all the time. I don't know about you, but most of us have enough brain power to do more than one thing at a time. Talking on your phone is the same as talking to a mate that is in the car with you...or even singing along with some music for that matter. Just becase we can pay attention to family, friends, or whoever we choose to talk to does not mean we can't pay attention to the road.

ladylaughs wrote: »

*can ya tell that I commute an hour to and then an hour from work everyday?!!?!?

...then move closer to your work... ...or get a job closer to where you live... ...or take public transportation... ...there is always more than one way to skin a cat.

ladylaughs wrote: »

im sorry im new to this board, i thought i could meet some friendly ppl on here, i was apparently wrong. why are you ppl so hostile???

Really? Four posts in five minutes? You aren't going to make friends by pissing and moaning on Boards about drivers. Oh by the way, if you think there are enough to post about...some of those people on the road are probably also on here.

Quality

Ooh I hate people who are constantly tapping their breaks on the motorway...

And ****ers who wont move out of the overtaking lane.....to allow you to overtake!!!

The drivers who wont dim their lights.

And those who cant take a corner without swerving out in front of you on the road.....

DEEP BREATHS...

shinny

Cheaper Car Insurance - the hint is there

The fool who ran into the back of me at the lights.....a man on his mobile

The idiot who took off my front bumper while trying to edge out of a tight spot....a man, no other reason, being a man was enough.

Every clip or accident I've had with my Car has been caused by a man. That's why our insurance is much cheaper :rolleyes:

colm_c

It's a fact of life, there are idiots on the road - male and female.

There are however certain vehicle types I give a wide birth as the drivers of tend to be a little less than perfect :rolleyes:

OP: you're one of the causes of congestion in this country. An hour commute, it takes me 15/20 minutes to get to work** and I'm going half way across the city.

** This is one of the reasons I ride a motorcycle

Slutmonkey57b

Oooh a motorcyclist. Did they tell you who you'll be donating your liver to?

WhiteWashMan

shinny wrote: »

Cheaper Car Insurance - the hint is there

The fool who ran into the back of me at the lights.....a man on his mobile

The idiot who took off my front bumper while trying to edge out of a tight spot....a man, no other reason, being a man was enough.

Every clip or accident I've had with my Car has been caused by a man. That's why our insurance is much cheaper :rolleyes:

HMM, i must admit that every accident where i havent been at fault, has been caused by a man.

ive been hit by a male taxi driver, ive been hit by some bloke on his phone
ive had my car destroyed by some bloke in a lorry.

OH, i lie! some south african chick reversed into me after she drove too far out into a road, and decided she was too far out and reversed straight back into the front of the car i had had for 2 days. silly bint.

oh, and moved to motors

RoundyMooney

Oh goody.

Andrewf20

Ah yes, the strains of modern driving. And I reckon most of us here are hanging near Dublin, the hellhole for traffic, and with more traffic comes more bad driving (usually anyway). What we all need, is to go up to Donegal and enjoy 100km/h backroads and almost no traffic and give ourselves a chance to unwind. I was up there 2 weeks ago. Utter driving bliss. Might as well have been on the Nurburgring with speed limits. Coming back to Dublin was sooo depressing.

dr.bollocko

Coming back to Dublin will always be depressing, on account of the absolute and utter ****ness of cackhorrible Dublin.
If I drove to Dublin in a solid gold Veyron with wings atop my own private speed limit free 6 lane dual carriageway, I would still get as close as Kildare and get out, remove the numerous fellatio artists and pornstars from the car, send the million quid in the boot to my mum, carefully pack up my numerous Armani suits for the funeral, tell me good mate Jimmy Page to flag a taxi and hang myself atop the nearest tree before entering the bowels of that god-forsaken paradigm of so far up its ass its tasting teethness.

Biro

shinny wrote: »

Every clip or accident I've had with my Car has been caused by a man. That's why our insurance is much cheaper :rolleyes:

Every clip or accident, eh?
Well, I'm a man and I've had ZERO accidents or clips. But obviously, being a man I'm stupid and a danger to other road users.
Tell ya what, how about you teach me how to parallel park then?

endplate

Here's a website that's just for all those frustrated people who can't let it go

http://www.****drivers.com/

Oh where the 4 * are insert the other word for poo poo that starts with s

colm_c

Slutmonkey57b wrote: »

Oooh a motorcyclist. Did they tell you who you'll be donating your liver to?

Yup the name and address is written on the back of my license... :rolleyes:

Noelie

shinny wrote: »

The idiot who took off my front bumper while trying to edge out of a tight spot....a man, no other reason, being a man was enough.

This isn't aimed directly at you Shinny more at women in general, but perhaps if you had of let the man out of the tight spot he wouldn't have hit you. I find it is women who generally won't let anyone out of a side road or give up any road postion.

sandyg

Its as easy as this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_parking

jester77

endplate wrote: »

Here's a website that's just for all those frustrated people who can't let it go

http://www.****drivers.com/

Oh where the 4 * are insert the other word for poo poo that starts with s

Let me fix that for you...

http://www.shitdrivers.com/

Biro

sandyg wrote: »

Its as easy as this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_parking

I want to see this driving natural shinny do it though...

D_murph

Biro wrote: »

Every clip or accident, eh?
Well, I'm a man and I've had ZERO accidents or clips. But obviously, being a man I'm stupid and a danger to other road users.
Tell ya what, how about you teach me how to parallel park then?

:D:D true, and try and do it without holding up an entire street for a minute or 2 while continuously coming into the maneuver at an angle that a monkey would know makes it impossible to do it.

oh well, if at first you fail try, try again............:rolleyes:

LuckyStar

jester77 wrote: »

Let me fix that for you...

http://www.****drivers.com/

That site is just a page of disclaimers?

Alun

LuckyStar wrote: »

That site is just a page of disclaimers?

Try adding an 'e' after the 'excrement'

Biro

D_murph wrote: »

:D:D true, and try and do it without holding up an entire street for a minute or 2 while continuously coming into the maneuver at an angle that a monkey would know makes it impossible to do it.

oh well, if at first you fail try, try again............:rolleyes:

I suppose she'd only have so long to actually try to park though, cause some man would come and crash into her, as men are wont to do!

MCMLXXXIII

shinny wrote: »

The fool who ran into the back of me at the lights.....a man on his mobile

The idiot who took off my front bumper while trying to edge out of a tight spot....a man, no other reason, being a man was enough.

Every clip or accident I've had with my Car has been caused by a man. That's why our insurance is much cheaper :rolleyes:

..so basically what you are saying is that all of those men could have possibly only been in one accident, but you have been in multiple accidents. Coincidence?

shinny

Biro wrote: »

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Tell ya what, how about you teach me how to parallel park then?

No problem. Parellel parking is actually very easy
I sat my test when I was 19 after driving for 6 weeks. Passed first time. No sweat. I also sat it in Wicklow and at the time, it had a pass rate of less than 40%.

shinny

Noelie wrote: »

This isn't aimed directly at you Shinny more at women in general, but perhaps if you had of let the man out of the tight spot he wouldn't have hit you. I find it is women who generally won't let anyone out of a side road or give up any road postion.

It was in a carpark. I wasn't there when it happened. I came out of the shop to find 4 people looking at my car and a very embarressed guy with his head in his hands. He'd tried to get into a spot that wasn't really a spot.

shinny

MCMLXXXIII wrote: »

..so basically what you are saying is that all of those men could have possibly only been in one accident, but you have been in multiple accidents. Coincidence?

3 accidents in 15 years of driving (I commute to Dublin every day also) & yes they were all men. How can an accident caused by someone else be my fault? Strange logic. I've never run into the back of anyone (because I don't tail gate) nor taken off the side of someone's car.