Lentless!

Slow Motion

No not that wierd crap tree hugging, pocket mulching crusty swamp donkeys make all their meals from.

I'm talking about taking up all the slack that's going around. Everybody (outside this forum anyways) is talking about giving up stuff for lent, like cigs, beer (shudder), chocs etc. So to combat this unseemly moderation, I suggest the brothers/brotherettes and wannabees take up the challenge of doing extra! I for example am considering upping my daily smoke intake, going out at least one extra night a week (How I am going to fit in 8 evenings of beer I don't know but I will try). What will you do to support the cause?

Don1

Up my sausage roll intake. Mmmm grease! Beer every evening with the tv perhaps too.....

LostinBlanch

Well if the monks who made all that lovely beer (Franziskaner mmmmm drank nothing but that in Lent then who are we to argue.

In fact it's our duty!

mr kr0nik

well I was going to cut down on the masturbation....

ShayK1

Dessert with every meal!!! Not just dinner

Doctor DooM

mr kr0nik wrote: »

well I was going to cut down on the masturbation....

Don't be silly. Redouble your efforts!

mr kr0nik

right, every half hour it is so....

ShayK1

oh I thought of another one,

Stop being on Top!!

Baudelaire

More Meat, there's way to many live cattle in this country and something has to be done about it and besides every cow that's turned into steak is one less cow damaging the Ozone layer so it's our duty nay Obligation to eradicate this scourge and make the world a cleaner place for our children...


....oh and more Ice-cream, I loves ice-cream

Don1

Eh, ice-cream tastes best when made from cow milk, so I see a fundimental flaw in your plan! :P

Baudelaire

Don1 wrote: »

Eh, ice-cream tastes best when made from cow milk, so I see a fundimental flaw in your plan! :P

...MMMMmmmm you make a valid point brother Don, irradicate cows and no more mint chocy chip OR loads of mint chocy chip and a hole in the ozone layer, maybe we could just eradicate all the ugly ones and stuff corks up all the other ones arses?

mr kr0nik

Baudelaire wrote: »

...MMMMmmmm you make a valid point brother Don, irradicate cows and no more mint chocy chip OR loads of mint chocy chip and a hole in the ozone layer, maybe we could just eradicate all the ugly ones and stuff corks up all the other ones arses?

How about those yummy soya-based dairy products...

Don1

Feeding cattle on a high fibre ration that is mixed in the correct proportions in a gentle manner so as not to break the fibre up too much can actually reduce methane output by up to 20% per cow.

(I'm an engineer in the company that produces machines that mix the food)

I did not give the name, so no pimpage. I was just stating that in order to secure the availabilty of Mint-Choc ice cream a cull of cattle may not be necessary!!!

ShayK1

mr kr0nik wrote: »

How about those yummy soya-based dairy products...

what?

Don1

Define contradiction:

mr kr0nik wrote: »

those yummy soya-based dairy products...

Baudelaire

mr kr0nik wrote: »

How about those yummy soya-based dairy products...

Ohhh you're in trouble now, that's a dirty word on here that ranks up there with Lite, I'd expect an infraction if I was you

***but it is yummy shhhh

Don1 wrote: »

Feeding cattle on a high fibre ration that is mixed in the correct proportions in a gentle manner so as not to break the fibre up too much can actually reduce methane output by up to 20% per cow.

(I'm an engineer in the company that produces machines that mix the food)

I did not give the name, so no pimpage. I was just stating that in order to secure the availabilty of Mint-Choc ice cream a cull of cattle may not be necessary!!!

Bravo Don, you've managed to solve the methane and ice-cream problem in one post, but if we don't cull them where will we get more meat? ***starts to consider bacon***

ShayK1

buffalo! sure there's loads them feckers, maybe not in ireland but we can import

Don1

Baudelaire wrote: »

Bravo Don, you've managed to solve the methane and ice-cream problem in one post, but if we don't cull them where will we get more meat? ***starts to consider bacon***

I don't mean stop killing them altogether, just don't resort to eradicating the species!! The current level of killing seems to provide enough steak so I'm happy!

(and ice cream for desert)

Baudelaire

ShayK1 wrote: »

buffalo! sure there's loads them feckers, maybe not in ireland but we can import

Now this is what I like brother Shay, thinking outside the box but how will we get them past all the Indians? they may live in tents but their smart little feckers.

Mmmmm Buffalo Hunky Dorys ....**drools***

Don1 wrote: »

I don't mean stop killing them altogether, just don't resort to eradicating the species!! The current level of killing seems to provide enough steak so I'm happy!

(and ice cream for desert)

So eradicating the buffalo instead as suggested by brother Shay, would this be exceptable?

Don1

Sure why not. Look like big dirty hippies of cows anyway! :D

Baudelaire

Don1 wrote: »

Sure why not. Look like big dirty hippies of cows anyway! :D

Cooolllll ***goes in search of Buffalo net and Indian repelant***

Zaph

Baudelaire wrote: »

if we don't cull them where will we get more meat? ***starts to consider bacon***

What do you mean starts to consider bacon? For shame Brother, for shame.

ShayK1

Baudelaire wrote: »

Now this is what I like brother Shay, thinking outside the box but how will we get them past all the Indians? they may live in tents but their smart little feckers.

GIANT FISHING NETS pulled by helicopters!! Swoop in, swoop out

Baudelaire

Zaph wrote: »

What do you mean starts to consider bacon? For shame Brother, for shame.

"Brother"??? :eek:

**** Taps stiletto and adjusts clevage****

How very dare you!! :mad:

Baudelaire

ShayK1 wrote: »

GIANT FISHING NETS pulled by helicopters!! Swoop in, swoop out

Buffalo trawling, inspired!! you've done this before haven't you? could we have a harpoon too? I've always wanted to shoot a buffalo, from a helicopter, with a harpoon but then again who hasn't?

Zaph

Baudelaire wrote: »

"Brother"??? :eek:

**** Taps stiletto and adjusts clevage****

How very dare you!! :mad:

Apologies Brotherette, so many new folk around these days it's getting hard to keep track. Still, that doesn't explain the "starting to consider bacon" remark.

Baudelaire

Zaph wrote: »

Apologies Brotherette, so many new folk around these days it's getting hard to keep track. Still, that doesn't explain the "starting to consider bacon" remark.

Apology accepted, as regards the bacon I meant consider pigs as a substitute animal to cull instead cow so I can save my beloved ice-cream and not that I currently have any aversion to swallowing a nice sausage***snigger***

Zaph

Baudelaire wrote: »

Apology accepted, as regards the bacon I meant consider pigs as a substitute animal to cull instead cow so I can save my beloved ice-cream and not that I currently have any aversion to swallowing a nice sausage***snigger***

Phew, that's all right then. You had me worried for a while there, aversion to bacon is not normal around here. Also glad to know you're a fan of the sausage.

Baudelaire

Zaph wrote: »

Phew, that's all right then. You had me worried for a while there, aversion to bacon is not normal around here. Also glad to know you're a fan of the sausage.

Nothing wrong with waking up to a nice bit of meat on a Sunday morning

Zaph

Only on Sundays?

imeddyhobbs

I dont care what anyone says but im off the pancakes.

Baudelaire

Zaph wrote: »

Only on Sundays?

Well Monday to friday is work and Saturday's for shopping so Sunday is the best because then you can give the your meat the full attention it deserves of course that's not to say I have any problem with a quick meat injection during the week but Sundays are for the full Irish

More Ciggs, alcohol, greasy food and more unhealthy buzz while they are all sweating it out!

Don1

Had four sausage rolls for elevenses today as opposed to my usual two. Mmm grease!

ShayK1

Baudelaire wrote: »

Buffalo trawling, inspired!! you've done this before haven't you? could we have a harpoon too? I've always wanted to shoot a buffalo, from a helicopter, with a harpoon but then again who hasn't?

I'm against the harpooning... Not because of cruelty to animals or anyother other such crazy crap but purely because its so damn difficult to drag the f**kers back into the helicopter

ShayK1

Baudelaire wrote: »

**** Taps stiletto and adjusts clevage****

**oogles clevage

Baudelaire

ShayK1 wrote: »

I'm against the harpooning... Not because of cruelty to animals or anyother other such crazy crap but purely because its so damn difficult to drag the f**kers back into the helicopter

We could catch a few Indians and let them little fcukers drag them back and then pay them in beads of something!

ShayK1 wrote: »

**oogles clevage

**oogles package! ***and then sniggers***

ShayK1

Baudelaire wrote: »

We could catch a few Indians and let them little fcukers drag them back and then pay them in beads of something!



**oogles package! ***and then sniggers***

We could eat the indians? I like indian. Or you could eat my package??

Baudelaire

ShayK1 wrote: »

We could eat the indians? I like indian. Or you could eat my package??

But the problem with indian is that half an hour later you're hungry again, much the same as your package I'd assume

Don1

Baudelaire wrote: »

But the problem with indian is that half an hour later you're hungry again, much the same as your package I'd assume

OOOHH snap!!!! :D:D

ShayK1

Indian also could tear the hole out of ya..... alot like my package???






ps: I am only jokin, my package is nothing to behold. Its tricky enough to hold

Baudelaire

ShayK1 wrote: »

Indian also could tear the hole out of ya..... alot like my package???

So what you're saying is any contact with your package is likely to cause diarrhea?

ShayK1 wrote: »

ps: I am only jokin, my package is nothing to behold. Its tricky enough to hold

Well considering your previous statment gloves, scrubs and a facemask would be the first requirment

ShayK1

you've seen my bathroom haven't you? How'd you manage that?

Baudelaire

ShayK1 wrote: »

you've seen my bathroom haven't you? How'd you manage that?

I dated Yore Da!!! :D

ShayK1

me too!!!

Baudelaire

I am sure there is some nasty joke in this about the taste of his cock but let's just leave it at that OK?

Don1

So anyway, LENT!!!

Gonna get locked every day for the next week. Had meat twice today and will have more later. Don't go in for this Voodoo stuff.

Baudelaire

Don1 wrote: »

So anyway, LENT!!! .

Probably best to get back on topic at this point, I've gone from brotherette to psychotic, Harpoon totting, Indian hating, man eating ho in about 5 posts and that has to be a record

Don1 wrote: »

Gonna get locked every day for the next week. Had meat twice today and will have more later. Don't go in for this Voodoo stuff.

I ate loads of chocolate today...yummy! :D