the first date!!

cork1

so wats ur style?? where do u go for a first date?? do you go traditional nd go to a movie?? a coffee, a pint?? or sumtin more unique??

WindSock

I usually go to a frm an mlk sme cows. lol

Rabies

No first date.
I told her that we should sleep together. She laughed and said maybe.
Next time we were out drinking I got what I asked for and we're still seeing each other.

The blunt approach works

Agent Smith

WindSock wrote: »

I usually go to a frm an mlk sme cows. lol

thats hot....



coffee, dinner and drinks.


depends tbh

Black Swan

U an er go to pic

jdivision

What's a "firat"? Given you use text speak i presume that means ferret. I wouldn't have a clue where to go on a date with a ferret to be honest? Maybe down a rabbit hole?

monkeyfudge

wx msm plz thx....

Red Hand

My local fruit and veg shop only sells figs.:(

Creamy Goodness

jdivision wrote: »

What's a "firat"? Given you use text speak i presume that means ferret. I wouldn't have a clue where to go on a date with a ferret to be honest? Maybe down a rabbit hole?

firat a typo for first.

i know i should be taken the piss out of the OP but i believe that was a genunine mistake.

cork1

rabies i like your appraoch!! lol and windsock at least u get at sum nipples even if they're not hers!!lol

Photi

lol...4 frst d8 mnr usly go2 sumwear kool, yada yada yada

WindSock

lol! and de only wellyholes....oh nevr mind.

4 mi frst d8 i usually take da grl 2 a bar nd drug er. she dsnt kno i did it @ all. LOL!


Ow. That hurt my head.

tolosenc

OMG lol.

Werr arr oo guna tayk hur? Sumwer kul? Two "cliché" if oo ask me...
Go fur duh coffee und a tulk.
Lolz

Zzippy

Uslly sumwer relly romntic, lk a psh restrnt, no wat Im sayn... den my gaf 4 sx

tman

Deleted User wrote: »

4 mi frst d8 i usually take da grl 2 a bar nd drug er. she dsnt kno i did it @ all. LOL!


Ow. That hurt my head.

D8 R8P IS NVR FUNNEH U @SHOLE!!!!

TestTransmission

i ushly go pst de d8 n go str8 f sx

RoyalMarine

i didnt understand a single word in this whole thread.

Rabies

thrd lckd.

noes, wait. i no ave d pwr

randylonghorn

monkeyfudge wrote: »

wx msm plz thx....

What is it with you and the wax museum?!

cork1 wrote: »

lol and windsock at least u get at sum nipples even if they're not hers!!lol

That actually IS lol ... though not for the reason you think!

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

i didnt understand a single word in this whole thread.

What's worse, I did! :eek:

Help!! I'm being pulled in!!

monkeyfudge

randylonghorn wrote: »

What is it with you and the wax museum?!

I was talking to a guy on Thursday and his next door neighbor used to work there... I was assured that it may be back at some stage in the future.

antodeco

I was going to say you should take her up the ass for the first date! lol

Nah seriously though, I think they initial downfall for me is actually getting a first date lol

passive

i tnk d frst mod hr s gna cri, lolz...

Tar.Aldarion

That is right, stop it, ahh.


i don't date, something got to do with farm animals 'liking me as a friend'.

antodeco

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

That is right, stop it, ahh.


i don't date, something got to do with farm animals 'liking me as a friend'.

I knew it!!! The sheep always said they were "off getting their hair done" and the pigs were saying they were "doing sunbeds". I knew there was something fishy

passive

Originally Posted by Tar.Aldarion View Post
That is right, stop it, ahh.

Sryz....

(Please don't revoke my Spell Czech membership! O_o)

randylonghorn

antodeco wrote: »

I knew it!!! The sheep always said they were "off getting their hair done" and the pigs were saying they were "doing sunbeds". I knew there was something fishy

Hmm ... so what did the fish say?

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

That is right, stop it, ahh.

Wow, not something you hear from Tar every day!

Stercus Accidit

Hu D fk goze on a d8 in dis cuntry anyway?

Pub, then u m33t them there, u dnt Rganize a god dam d8 lyk in a chEzy moovie

ARSE!