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Product of the year???

  • 01-02-2008 12:18pm
    #1
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭


    This must be the best invention ever??

    Although given the build of your average BGRH man I think it should be back muonted?!!!


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  • #2
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Meh! Have a real one, and had much more fun getting it!


  • #3
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    But if it was back-mounted, you would you not encounter some balance issues? It could upset the whole equilibrium thing the Brethren have going with their bellies.

    Cool invention, though.


  • #4
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Hmmm, perhaps I didin't think that one through. How bout two, one on each hip, balance sorted, twice the beer and somewhere to rest your arms!! :D

    Also could be handy for those of us frequenting this emporium of manliness that are as of yet not blessed with a gut to call their own, to fit in that little bit more.

    Wimmens with no buzzoms get the silicone, but men with no guts get The Beer Belly!! Sounds fair to me. Fine they are both not real, and some completely disagree with their very existance, but, if it makes somebody feel good, then why the hell not?!!!


  • #5
    Mister Fister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Mister Fister


    Is it just me or did anyone else think, fuk! im getting one of those, imagine all the drinking that could be done in work!!!


  • #6
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Mister Fister wrote: »
    Is it just me or did anyone else think, fuk! im getting one of those, imagine all the drinking that could be done in work!!!

    +1 for the drinking on the job idea!!!

    Although you could only start out with a small bit in it, then build it up over the weeks so as not to draw attention to it!!


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  • #7
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Don1 wrote: »
    Wimmens with no buzzoms get the silicone, but men with no guts get The Beer Belly!! Sounds fair to me. Fine they are both not real, and some completely disagree with their very existance, but, if it makes somebody feel good, then why the hell not?!!!

    You could be onto something there, brother.

    Or how about if the wimmins implants were not filled with silicone, but with beer? And had a tube for re-filling them? (I leave figuring out how we empty them for you to determine)

    Now that is something I am sure the Brethren would be interested in.


  • #8
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    That would move breasts from best non-food and non-beer related object to best object outright imo! :p


  • #9
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Don1 wrote: »
    That would move breasts from best non-food and non-beer related object to best object outright imo! :p

    Best objects in the known universe.


  • #10
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    B(r)e(a)st objects! :D


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