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Postie delivers different kind of package

  • 31-01-2008 4:12am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,970 ✭✭✭✭


    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=373560
    Postie exposed himself during delivery
    Thursday Jan 31 13:44 AEDT
    An Australia Post worker exposed himself to a woman while delivering a parcel to her home, a court has been told.

    Samoan-born Raymond Toa Vaele, 47, was sub-contracted as a delivery driver in October 2006 when he deliberately flashed his erect penis at the 63-year-old widow.

    He pleaded guilty to one count of doing an indecent act.

    The Brisbane District Court was told the woman was alone at her home at Acacia Ridge, in Brisbane's south, in the early afternoon when Vaele knocked on her door.

    When the woman signed for the package, she noticed Vaele's erect penis poking through his shorts.

    Vaele was identified through Australia Post driver records and later on a police photo board.

    He has been sentenced to three years' probation.

    Prosecutor Amanda Meisenhelter told the court, Vaele was on bail at the time of the offence for other indecent dealing charges relating to a 13-year-old girl.

    The father of four and active member of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints apologised to his victim during an earlier committal hearing.

    The court was told the woman was greatly upset by the incident and now distrusts delivery drivers.

    Personally I don't see why she had a problem with it. Being 63 you think she'd have been grateful. Probably the first she's seen in years.

    If a female postie decided to get her funbags out at my hall door there would be no complaints.

    So the question, ever whipped yours out inappropriately?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    once is all i can remember. i scored a goal in a match and pulled down my shorts and swung from side to side to slap my charlie off my thighs as some sort of celebration


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,160 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    flashed his erect penis at the 63-year-old widow.

    Does anyone else think that the sight of a grown man with a massive erection may have been what killed her husband?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭Jrad


    Does anyone else think that the sight of a grown man with a massive erection may have been what killed her husband?

    No! Thats a dumb thing to say!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    The police line-up for this must have been bloody brilliant!

    "The third penis is a bit too short, but the one on the end looks a bit too dark. Could you have number five wiggle it about a bit?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Unpossible


    "I got your package right here lady"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    He's a postman who won't be coming twice!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    milkmen have been doing it for years... postal equality ftw..


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    At least the postman calls on the door. Over here you would just see some shlong sticking through the letterbox! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,418 ✭✭✭griffdaddy


    antodeco wrote: »
    At least the postman calls on the door. Over here you would just see some shlong sticking through the letterbox! :p
    the way my dog operates on incoming post he'd come as a postman and leave as a postlady


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    tbh he should have done the ol' dick-in-a-box
    an opportunity wasted :/


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