Killing Your Parents

Xavi6

Well who hasn't wanted to do this at some point in their life? Particulary during those dark early teenage years. This girl has attempted to carry it out and even went so far as to film it -

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=373019

Girl 'films herself trying to murder parents'
Wednesday Jan 30 11:00 AEDT
By ninemsn staff

A 15-year-old girl filmed herself trying to murder her parents in the family living room, a court has heard.

The girl — who is now 16 and cannot be named for legal reasons — faced court in Cambridge, England, charged with the attempted murder of her parents on February 24 last year, the Daily Mail reports.

She allegedly tried to strangle her mother with a cord as she sat at a computer, and moved to stab her father with scissors when he attempted to intervene.

The girl pleaded not guilty to charges of attempted murder and attempting to wound her father.

In the video, the girl is first seen sitting if front of the camera wearing a nightgown and discussing her plot to kill her mother and father.

The footage then shifts downstairs to the living room, where the girl's mother sits at a desk in front of a computer apparently unaware of her daughter's plan.

The girl slowly approaches her mother with a length of cord, which she loops around the older woman's neck and begins to pull tight.

Her mother is heard saying, "What are you doing? That is not very funny." The girl replies: "It is not meant to be funny."

The mother then says "You're strangling me" and calls for help from her husband, who is sitting nearby watching a game of rugby on the television.

The father quickly enters the frame, and following a sudden movement he screams: "You tried to stab me! You tried to stab me!"

Prosecutor John Farmer described the girl as "highly intelligent" and said the only happy outcome of the incident was that she had been unsuccessful.

"It's a pretty cold-blooded measured plan," Mr Farmer told the court.

"She had worked out if two people are in the room, there can be difficulties, so she worked out a sequence of strangling her mother which actually would lure out her father, which is what happened."

The trial is continuing.

So my question is if you were to do it, how would you go about it? Maybe get rid of Mummy while Daddy's at work then cut the brakes on his car? Or make them breakfast in bed laced with various different poisons?

Morbid thread I know but we've all contemplated life without our parents. This is just speeding up the process.

Mr. CooL ICE

I wouldn't. I don't listen to MCR.

randylonghorn

Dear god, I really don't want to think about this! Not saying I've never muttered under my breath when they were driving me up the wall, but I still really don't want to think about this!

That poor kid can not have been mentally stable.

Terry

Does pulling the plug count?
If so, then I killed my father.

I didn't film it though.

I'm part of generation x and not the youtube generation.

randylonghorn

No, it doesn't, Terry.

And that's a fucking tough thing to have to do, don't care what anyone says.

Stance

Ditto.

Adam

I'd like to see that video. How short was her nightgown? In all the struggle......

Crazy Christ

http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/

McBeth

Stabbed by family? Tell me about it.

Xavi6

McBeth wrote: »

Stabbed by family? Tell me about it.

Did you pick that user name just to use that joke?

Can't wait til Terry sees you posting in AH

biko

I went Oedipus on them.

JIZZLORD

i couldnt get away with it, my parents would kill me if i done something like this..........

Wossack

sell the house on ebay, and then just win the ensuing battle royale - can claim it was in self defense that way

humanji

biko wrote: »

I went Oedipus on them.

eeeewwww!

Anyway, poison is the way to go. Make it look natural and you get the inheritence!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

She must be listening to the Marilyn Manson...

magick

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

She must be listening to the Marilyn Manson...

:rolleyes:

and playing violent video games as well

Wacker

What amazes me is that she is pleading Not Guilty. They have a recording of her saying she was going to do it! How's that going to work?

Me - I love my parents sooooo much. None of that nonsense from me.

zuutroy

Those emus. never happy unless they're miserable

GhostInTheRuins

Crazy Christ wrote: »

http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/

That's ****ing brilliant.

OT, I've never thought about it, but, contract killer is the only option. I don't like getting my hands dirty

Ross_Mahon

Somebody wasn't loved by their mommy

Petey2006

zuutroy wrote: »

Those emus. never happy unless they're miserable

Well if you were a bird but were genetically unable to fly, you'd be pretty peeved too.

Adam

zuutroy wrote: »

Those emus. never happy unless they're miserable

Don't lump them all together like that. They are unique. All of them.

Popinjay

Says in the Beebs report that she's had a fight with Daddy earlier. Isn't it great the way you're not allowed to... physically educate*... your child in the UK anymore. A good backhander and daddy's little girl would have known that stabbing Daddy is a bad thing!!!



*Thanks for letting me steal your line Mr. Dylan Moran, sir. I'll try not to do it again.

Sherifu

The police should have a whip round since she was good enough to tape everything for them, what a tard

Mirror

Mirror wrote: »

I'd like to see that video. How short was her nightgown? In all the struggle......

Jesus Mirror, you have growler on the mind lol. But seriously, cleavage anything? ?

Dyr

There was one particular time where i could have killed both of my parents. Or at least thats what the prosecution said but they couldnt prove sh*t without the bodies.

leninbenjamin

holy shit. that's mental. literally. for the good of the species she should be terminated.