Ideal woman - in reality

barneysplash

Ok boys,

We've all seen the ideal woman threads in the past. Big boobs, doing housework etc yawn.

But what about an ideal woman that you could actually meet?



Who would she be?


I'll start



My ideal woman is called Mary.

She is a Gardai from Ballinasloe, but works in Stores Street, Dublin City.

She is 5' 10" tall.

She has lovey chestnut hair, and green eyes like polished jade.

She is a size 12 on a good day.

She is a country girl at heart, loves GAA and drinking pints of Guinness.
She never misses Mass or watching The Rose of Tralee.

But she is lonely, her job is tough and she doesn't get much of a chance to date.

But she has a lot of love to give.

If only she could meet an interesting, sincere man who could open the doors in her life
that have remained sadly shut so far....


Over to you. Who is your ideal (practical) woman.
She could be just around the corner. You could meet her tomorrow.

Carrigart Exile

Long Brown hair, sparkling eyes and a ready smile that matches her sense of humour. A gentle kind woman that commands respect because of these very qualities. Whilst size is not important, preferably with some meat on her bones.

Jesus Wept

barneysplash wrote:

My ideal woman is called Mary.

She is a Gardai from Ballinasloe, but works in Stores Street, Dublin City.

She is 5' 10" tall.

She has lovey chestnut hair, and green eyes like polished jade.

She is a size 12 on a good day.

She is a country girl at heart, loves GAA and drinking pints of Guinness.
She never misses Mass or watching The Rose of Tralee.

But she is lonely, her job is tough and she doesn't get much of a chance to date.

But she has a lot of love to give.

If only she could meet an interesting, sincere man who could open the doors in her life
that have remained sadly shut so far....


Over to you. Who is your ideal (practical) woman.
She could be just around the corner. You could meet her tomorrow.

I have this uneasy feeling that Mary exists and you stalk her from a distance while touching yourself.

smashey

Laura Woods.

trout

Anne Doyle

Take it to After Hours ffs.

barneysplash

Don't just give a celeb name, we've all seen and done those threads.

I mean a real woman, the kind you could meet anytime, anywhere.

Pigman II

Blonde. English. 5'7. Looks like Jennifer Jason Leigh in Existenz. Expert in pop-culture (esp movies). Lingerie addict. Particular interest in real & fictional serial killers and various other taboo subjects.

*Sigh* Be still my beating heart.

trout

Redhead. 36. 5 foot 6. Great ass. Jade Green eyes. Just walked in and handed me a kebab with garlic & cheese chips. Fetched me a beer. Kissed me on the lips. Said she's nipping in for a quick shower, and she'll "she me later" *wink*. Loves to read. Loves music. Sings like an angel. Mother of my children. Makes my heart bounce. Durrty laugh.

Now I'm all sorted for Top Gear. w00t.

I found my ideal woman 15 years ago :cool:

AckwelFoley

My ideal woman is Called Michelle

Shes 24, she looks like Eva Longeria from desperate housewives and is extremely intelligent

We can talk for hours and i can make her laugh.

I love the way she can cheer me up even when i feel like i want to kill kitten

She is the smartest person i know

I love the smell of her hair.

I wish i could ask her out and be with her.




Shes my ex girlfriend,
But we broke up after 7 years...

I still love her

Jesus Wept

trout wrote: »

Redhead. 36. 5 foot 6. Great ass. Jade Green eyes. Just walked in and handed me a kebab with garlic & cheese chips. Fetched me a beer. Kissed me on the lips. Said she's nipping in for a quick shower, and she'll "she me later" *wink*. Loves to read. Loves music. Sings like an angel. Mother of my children. Makes my heart bounce. Durrty laugh.

Now I'm all sorted for Top Gear. w00t.

I found my ideal woman 15 years ago :cool:

zOMG, does she have a sister?

You have done well for yourself my Brother.

Aisling(",)

hed be tall probably around 6ft4...big build.like a rugby player...at least a size 10 shoes..hes have dark hair..hed be funny and into music...hed be protective but not overly possesive...hed be the type of fella who'd lie their with his arms around me just because he'd know id feel safe

Aisling(",)

Aisling(",) wrote: »

hed be tall probably around 6ft4...big build.like a rugby player...at least a size 10 shoes..hes have dark hair..hed be funny and into music...hed be protective but not overly possesive...hed be the type of fella who'd lie their with his arms around me just because he'd know id feel safe

As crap as this thread is, you could have at least read the title.

watna

trout wrote: »

Redhead. 36. 5 foot 6. Great ass. Jade Green eyes. Just walked in and handed me a kebab with garlic & cheese chips. Fetched me a beer. Kissed me on the lips. Said she's nipping in for a quick shower, and she'll "she me later" *wink*. Loves to read. Loves music. Sings like an angel. Mother of my children. Makes my heart bounce. Durrty laugh.

Now I'm all sorted for Top Gear. w00t.

I found my ideal woman 15 years ago :cool:

Is it wrong that I found this extremely sweet and that it cheered me up no end?!

/ goes off to demand my bf thinks this!

Aisling(",)

Deleted User wrote: »

As crap as this thread is, you could have at least read the title.

hush up you!!i can interpret it in whatever way i see fit

AckwelFoley

Deleted User wrote: »

As crap as this thread is, you could have at least read the title.

Dont be an ass.

AckwelFoley

hed be tall probably around 6ft4...big build.like a rugby player...at least a size 10 shoes..hes have dark hair

Im all of the above with the added bonus of size 12 boots

I am so so so sorry.

Aisling(",)

snyper wrote: »

Im all of the above with the added bonus of size 12 boots

hellllooooooo...how you doin;):cool:

Jesus Wept

watna wrote: »

Is it wrong that I found this extremely sweet and that it cheered me up no end?!

/ goes off to demand my bf thinks this!

Yea I liked it too.
Bring him a Kebab and garlic and cheese chips though.
Good wimmin yoreself Watna.

GrahamThomas

My ideal woman would be about 5' 6", dark eyes and even darker hair. She has to have proper curves (Size 0? No thanks) and a gorgeous smile. And most importantly she'll need to think my awkward, clumsy attempts to woo her are incredibly charming!

Zaph

barneysplash wrote: »

My ideal woman is called Mary.

She is a Gardai from Ballinasloe, but works in Stores Street, Dublin City.

She is 5' 10" tall.

She has lovey chestnut hair, and green eyes like polished jade.

She is a size 12 on a good day.

I work in the IFSC. I've seen the women that are stationed in Store Street. That lot over there would scare the bejaysus outta ya. Mary does not exist.

johnnyskeleton

Aisling(",) wrote: »

hed be tall probably around 6ft4...big build.like a rugby player...at least a size 10 shoes..

Someone 6ft4 with size 10 feet (I take it you mean feet and not someone who wears shoes either too big or too small for them) would have disproportionately small feet.

johnnyskeleton

For all the talk about physical features, personality traits etc, my ideal woman is one who, if you met her randomly in a pub and made an esoteric reference to a book/song/film/tv programme that you liked and she got it - get's me every time.

Someday I'm going to go up to a girl and say "Hey doll, is this kid boring you? Come talk to me, I'm from a different planet" and she won't think I'm insane. Someday.

Allison91

a girl-long black hair with emerald eyes curvy in all the right places..taller then me...into the rock music and shes smart..smarter then me..with an ability to make me laugh

a boy- not an a-hole....no only messing nice, sweet, glasses, long hair,
not as smart as me..hehe...funny...thats it

Allison91

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

For all the talk about physical features, personality traits etc, my ideal woman is one who, if you met her randomly in a pub and made an esoteric reference to a book/song/film/tv programme that you liked and she got it - get's me every time.

Someday I'm going to go up to a girl and say "Hey doll, is this kid boring you? Come talk to me, I'm from a different planet" and she won't think I'm insane. Someday.

ahh the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy...:)

John Mason

trout wrote: »

Redhead. 36. 5 foot 6. Great ass. Jade Green eyes. Just walked in and handed me a kebab with garlic & cheese chips. Fetched me a beer. Kissed me on the lips. Said she's nipping in for a quick shower, and she'll "she me later" *wink*. Loves to read. Loves music. Sings like an angel. Mother of my children. Makes my heart bounce. Durrty laugh.

Now I'm all sorted for Top Gear. w00t.

I found my ideal woman 15 years ago :cool:

ahhh, trout, you big softy:D:D:D

Karl Hungus

My ideal woman would probably look like Chiaki Kuriyama, and be a huge nerd.

Aisling(",)

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Someone 6ft4 with size 10 feet (I take it you mean feet and not someone who wears shoes either too big or too small for them) would have disproportionately small feet.

ah yeah i know they usually have size 12 feet which i like because its 3 times my own size and makes me feel dainty!hehe

Mr. CooL ICE

Swedish, 5ft8, open-minded. That is all...