Car Crash

rocky25

A women and a man are involved in a car accident, it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out, the woman says,
"So you're a man; that’s interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!
This must be a sign from God!"
The women continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then hands the bottle of wine to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the women.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks. "Aren't you having any?"
The women replies, “NO. I think I will just wait for the police...."

Capt'n Midnight

preferred the priest and rabbi version with a naggin of whiskey

but hey reduce , reuse , recycle

what's sex?
it what people from Foxrock put their rubbish in.