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Old Man

  • 25-01-2008 11:42pm
    #1
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    I took my dad to the shops the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite to eat.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.
    My dad kept staring at him.
    The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
    "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response;
    knowing he would have a good one.
    And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
















    "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."


Comments

  • #2
    greglo23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭greglo23


    Brilliant :D:D


  • #3
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    5 stars from me!


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