Favourite Type of Bird

Pascal14

Hello,

Just interested in finding out what men like in a nice bird?

Myself, well, I like a posh looking blonde, cracking body, not worried about the face, well dressed, something that needs a bit of work.

Know what I mean.

RoyalMarine

plenty of feathers and a good glide....

oh.... bird..... ah... :P

short. slim. fun. smart. looks after herself appearance and personality wise.
dont like push over girls.

whatsgoinon

penguins, parrots and robins, in that order

Mossy Monk

I thought this was a thread about our flying feathered friends.

watna

Mossy Monk wrote: »

I thought this was a thread about our flying feathered friends.

Me too, I was going to say all birds are evil, with their beady eyes and such!

the dee

I like boys

And cockatiels, they're cute

Baudelaire

Is this not more suited to BGRH? since it's a male orientated question like :cool:

the dee

Baudelaire wrote: »

Is this not more suited to BGRH? since it's a male orientated question like :cool:

Like that stops them? Didn't you see the **** thread?

the dee

I prefer to hijack and let them know there's women here too.

Hellm0

Nothing gets my motor running like a well presented Cock Pheasent. Nothing.

chump

i like birds who look like they enjoy eating pork products

including sausages

Pascal14

the dee wrote: »

I prefer to hijack and let them know there's women here too.

Fair enough, what do you like in a girl?

Jimbo

Must haves:
Sexy, intelligent, rich
to name but a few

Baudelaire

the dee wrote: »

Like that stops them? Didn't you see the **** thread?

I seen one where some guy said his friend hit himself in the eye but to be honest I think he was hoping everyone would say "Oh it was your 'Friend' was it?" thus implying he did it and in some way implying he has a big cock :rolleyes: was it that one?

the dee

Pascal14 wrote: »

Fair enough, what do you like in a girl?

I like slim petite girls who dress nice and are smart. I can't stand airheads of any gender.

AlmightyCushion

Desperate, lonely and emotionally fragile.

Jimbo

.........and nekkid

the dee

Baudelaire wrote: »

I seen one where some guy said his friend hit himself in the eye but to be honest I think he was hoping everyone would say "Oh it was your 'Friend' was it?" thus implying he did it and in some way implying he has a big cock :rolleyes: was it that one?

That's the one. Men eh? :rolleyes:

Baudelaire

the dee wrote: »

I prefer to hijack and let them know there's women here too.

I like doing that to so here's my contribution to the hijack, now this is a cute bird

http://digital-photography-school.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/images/bird-photography.jpg

kleefarr

Well built, not fat, not skinny, curves, nice arse, boobs, any hair colour. Not short, not tall. Not too shy, but not too cocky. Average.

If I like em, I like em.

Pascal14

the dee wrote: »

I like slim petite girls who dress nice and are smart. I can't stand airheads of any gender.

Thats more like it.

Pascal14

Baudelaire wrote: »

I like doing that to so here's my contribution to the hijack, now this is a cute bird

http://digital-photography-school.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/images/bird-photography.jpg

nice breast alright.

J.S. Pill

I think this gentleman can express the adoration I hold for a certain type of lady more elegantly than I ever could

FlutterinBantam

My favourite bird would be the full bushed bustard.

This solid meaty bird inhabits temperate climes and attracts the male by flexing its thigh muscles and adopting a bend over pose.

It subtly exposes its tail feathers and spreads them at intervals,while puffing out its chest in a provocative waggling manner.


Lays one egg per month which the male may or may not fertilise,and is a proper cnunt a week or ten days before ovulation.

Prefers a well established nest in leafy areas with an even postcode, but will nest in Malahide, or Portmarnock if the optimum nesting areas are not available.

Pascal14

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

My favourite bird would be the full bushed bustard.

This solid meaty bird inhabits temperate climes and attracts the male by flexing its thigh muscles and adopting a bend over pose.

It subtly exposes its tail feathers and spreads them at intervals,while puffing out its chest in a provocative waggling manner.


Lays one egg per month which the male may or may not fertilise,and is a proper cnunt a week or ten days before ovulation.

Prefers a well established nest in leafy areas with an even postcode, but will nest in Malahide, or Portmarnock if the optimum nesting areas are not available.

Can your ideal bird read IP addresses

Jimbo

^ :eek: :eek: :eek: ^

Pascal14
108.05 posts per day

Naos

Based upon Jimbos evidence, this man has never been with a bird.

Pascal14

jimbo78 wrote: »

^ :eek: :eek: :eek: ^

A rare breed of bird indeed.

Pascal14

Naos wrote: »

Clearly this man has never been with a bird on your evidence jimbo.

Thats right, just as half the girls in the posh part of north dublin alluded to earlier.

Naos

What?

Barn Owl

what sort of a desperately lonely ridiculous thread is this? What d'ya like in a bird? in a bird? I wonder what a 'bird' looks for in a guy......I wonder would it be the kinda guy who asks these questions. By the by, a 'bird' would find the more humorous responses interesting...the ones referring to the feathered friends etc. But c'mon......what would ya look for in a bird????Are we not in 2008 right now? C'mon the lads for cryin out loud....

FlutterinBantam

jimbo78 wrote: »

^ :eek: :eek: :eek: ^

Joined yesterday... 108 posts... banned today!!!!!

Sorry for off topic


but



WTF

Baudelaire

What did I miss? why was he banned?

Jimbo

Turns out he was a previous poster who got banned

Linky

Naos

Quite the little P.I tonight, eh jimbo?

VIVAZAPATA

Humphrey Bogart on the sod.

Beelzebub

B.b.w. F.t.w

Baudelaire

Pascal14 wrote: »

Can your ideal bird read IP addresses

No but apparently admin can :D

Baudelaire

VIVAZAPATA wrote: »

Humphrey Bogart on the sod.

You know what, if you break that down into sylables right you get "VIVA"**-"ZAP"- "AT"-"A"

Now if you translate

VIVA = Viva = long live
"Zap" = Sap
"AT" = at
"A" = (when said really quick with the whole word) it

so he just called himself "Long live the sap at it", I don't think he's French I think he's just retarded but then again is there really a difference?



***I know thats two sylables but I'm going somewhere with this

Black Swan

"Birds of a feather..."

kraggy

Barn Owl wrote: »

what sort of a desperately lonely ridiculous thread is this? What d'ya like in a bird? in a bird? I wonder what a 'bird' looks for in a guy......I wonder would it be the kinda guy who asks these questions. By the by, a 'bird' would find the more humorous responses interesting...the ones referring to the feathered friends etc. But c'mon......what would ya look for in a bird????Are we not in 2008 right now? C'mon the lads for cryin out loud....

Ye Barnowls have a very handy ability to rotate your heads. Could be kinky.

Or could come in handy when you're givin out to your fella and he doesn't want to listen anymore.

Seriously though, no type preferred. As long as their not skinny.

I hate the way some girls feel under pressure to be skinny. Not fair on them and not attractive at all.

The Sweeper

Just interested in finding out what men like in a nice bird?

Their cock?

kittenkiller

Cocks are my favourite birds!

My bf prefers tits (not blue ones though).

LivingDeadGirl

Great Tits ftw

Can't believe no one said that yet! Ye need to brush up on your common Irish garden birds

Ornithology ftw