Unusual Ebay Feedback

Sherifu

I've never had any strange comments left for me. Anyone here get any strange/funny comments like these?

POSITIVE: Item shipped quickly, have been having erotic dreams about seller. Thanks!

POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

NEGATIVE: Honda R-Type sticker did not add horsepower as advertised.

NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

NEGATIVE: Product didn't work, possibly broken. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to find I still believe in Jesus Christ our Savior.

POSITIVE: Excellent Buyer. A++++++. Thrilled by the quartz movement of the "Rolex". HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.

POSITIVE: Plain brown packaging seemed to fool my wife. Thanks!

NEGATIVE: The dog won't hunt.

NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.

POSITIVE: A+++++. Items are exactly as described. Best case of kalashnikovs I've ever bought. Allah Akbar!

NEGATIVE: This is clearly the ninth, NOT THE SIXTH, repackaging of Mad Super Special #24.

POSITIVE: One of the scents mixed in with the packing peanuts remind me of a passionate weekend in Rio... was that you?

POSITIVE: The way you wrote my zip-code makes me weak in the knees. Such smooth strokes. A+!

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped.

jor el

Where did you find these RKM? Are they real?

I like this one. NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair. Would love to try it, but I'm a wuss.

I've never recieved, or even seen, any comments like these. I normally get the usual A++++++++++++++++++++++++:¦:-•:**:•.*-:*¦*:-,¸¸,ø€º°`°º€ø,¸¸,ø€º° crap.

Karoma

"NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded. "

Oh dear.



I only got a boring ol' negative because I gave one to a seller. The vindictive twunt. ¬_¬

Ruu_Old

I've seen these somewhere before..can't remember where.

Sherifu

jor el wrote: »

Where did you find these RKM? Are they real?

Ruu wrote: »

I've seen these somewhere before..can't remember where.

Apparently they are real, i saw them on digg. Direct site is here.
I also liked the one about the universe being arbitrary. *mental note not to do business with that ebayer*

Latchy

Have to say that in buying and selling on ebay have had (except for 1 on the fence comment ) nothing but positive comments and in selling return the same. I have noticed for time to time looking at other sellers /buyers comments how some people dont allow for such things as slow postage and are to quick to leave a negitve.These would be impatience people jumping to negitive conclusions .Thankfully have never had one and hope i never do .

Captain Slow IRL

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!
:D:D:D:D

Passenger

Most companies have the obligatory feedback that they give to every buyer/seller, never seen anything different as such.