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  • 25-01-2008 11:26am
    #1
    da Poet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭


    You guys serve food here? I'm Lee Marvin.


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  • #2
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    Welcome. I suggest you go to the bar, it is a stickied thread at the top of the page. They do good rasher sambos.


  • #3
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    da Poet wrote: »
    You guys serve food here? I'm Lee Marvin.

    You are not Lee, you are ******* ;)

    Food is served in the bar. Ask Katrina what the special today is.


  • #4
    da Poet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭da Poet


    Thank you one and all

    I'm also looking for a small stable to stay in for my heavily pregnant virgin wife and our ass so we can get away from that bright star that's been following us everywhere. Jesus, you wouldn't want to be paranoid or anythnig now would you! Jesus, that's a nice name.

    Is there any room here kind sirs?


  • #5
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    No, we don't do that kind of thing.


  • #6
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    watna wrote: »
    No, we don't do that kind of thing.


    We dont do any kind of thing around here


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  • #7
    da Poet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭da Poet


    So what do you guys do for a v simple carpenter and his son, the future most famous carpenter ever!


  • #8
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    da Poet wrote: »
    So what do you guys do for a v simple carpenter and his son, the future most famous carpenter ever!

    You mean...
    jesus.jpg


  • #9
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    da Poet wrote: »
    So what do you guys do for a v simple carpenter and his son, the future most famous carpenter ever!

    we feed him pints and encourage him to get laid.


  • #10
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    da Poet wrote: »
    So what do you guys do for a v simple carpenter and his son, the future most famous carpenter ever!
    The Jewish Zombie?

    Nail him to a cross probably, give him a few lashes with a barbed whip, stick a crown of thorns on his head and throw him into a tomb with a massive rock to cover it.

    Doesn't matter though, as well as being a zombie, he's a magician and can make the rock levitate out of the way.

    He'll spend the next few weeks haunting his eleven mates before fecking off back to his real father's place.

    Oh yeah, that dirty hussey you are engaged to told you a few "untruths". You aren't the real dad.


  • #11
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    DesF wrote: »
    Oh yeah, that dirty hussey you are engaged to told you a few "untruths". You aren't the real dad.

    Indeed the closest she's come to virgin, was greasing herself up with Olive Oil!


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  • #12
    da Poet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭da Poet


    You guys know any good divorce lawyers? We've decided to break up and go our seperate ways. I could do with a job too?


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