Abusive mails at work - Please help !!!

Raiser

I'm having a few problems with these abusive mails here in work - Which do you think sounds better ?

"I'm gonna git ya Muthafukka"

"You're ded meat you crazy fool"

- Also, how can I send them to people so that they don't know its me? - This part is critical as otherwise I might lose my job

Thanks in Advance,

Raiser.

6th

Wow Raiser, aint seen you about in a while, how goes the church?

Anyway, they'll know its you unless you go set up an email account in an internet cafe and do it from there.

18AD

Set up an alternate email account.
These are good for abusive messaging:
http://www.tshirthell.com/emailhell.htm

RxQueen

hack into someone elses emails.. is it worth the risk tho?

Mr. Presentable

Send them from a webmail account using someone elses PC/logon.

But really, you shouldn't be doing this. Bad.

Riesen_Meal

You cant send them so they dont know its you, are ya crazy or you just hate your job sending them?

The IT dept can read all your mails by the way, and you never know whos Bcc'ed in on them either!

Spud83

Raiser wrote: »

I'm having a few problems with these abusive mails here in work - Which do you think sounds better ?

"I'm gonna git ya Muthafukka"

"You're ded meat you crazy fool"

- Also, how can I send them to people so that they don't know its me? - This part is critical as otherwise I might lose my job

Thanks in Advance,

Raiser.

There are plent of fake mail programs out on the net that allow you to send mails for unknown or made up address. You wont get a reply of them though. Otherwise set up a fake web account with hotmail/gmail/or the like, and try that.

I would try not using the abusive language though as some web servers will block these mails and just alert the IT department of what was attempted to be sent.

monkeyfudge

Raiser wrote: »

"You're ded meat you crazy fool"
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I think you've got to ask yourself what you did to piss off Mr. T.

Did you try and get him on a plane perhaps?

watna

Me no understand? Are you getting abusive mails at work and you want to reply to them or you just want to send abusive mails to your colleagues?

Actually, either way I don't really understand!

Winters

Mr. T would clearly approve.

Barlow07

Raiser wrote: »

I'm having a few problems with these abusive mails here in work - Which do you think sounds better ?

"I'm gonna git ya Muthafukka"

"You're ded meat you crazy fool"

- Also, how can I send them to people so that they don't know its me? - This part is critical as otherwise I might lose my job

Thanks in Advance,

Raiser.

I wouldnt advise this to be honest, i've read a couple of post's this week where people got dismissed from work, but you could always just create a gmail account, but if they suspected you, then IT could trace it easy enough.

radioactiveman

what's the point of sending an abusive mail if they don't know it's you?

Boom_Bap

Just offer a 'donation' to someone in IT to set up a fake email account for you. Something like The.Abuser@yourcompanynamehere.com. Sorted.

Sherifu

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I think you've got to ask yourself what you did to piss off Mr. T.

Did you try and get him on a plane perhaps?

Or put him in another welding scene where the skin colour of his hand keeps changing.

Kur4mA

Just come up with some kind of retort involving their mothers a.k.a MA'S. That'll take the feckers down a peg or two, oh yes!

biko

Abusive mails are for w@nkers.

Parcel bombs is where it's at.

De Hipster

http://www.guerrillamail.com/ self destructs after use.

BaconZombie

The best mail are ones them from the persons own email account, but also write them in both the 1st and 3rd person as if it was wrote by the "Voice" the persons own head......

Raiser

6th wrote: »

Wow Raiser, aint seen you about in a while

Cheers 6th - its always nice to have it decisively confirmed that you're not currently an apparition, phantom, ghost, ghoul, or other paranormal phenomenon

6th wrote: »

how goes the church?

- Not good my friend, lots of the devout fcuked of to Christina Gallaghers outfit in Achill once the hangovers got too rough.........lightweights

Don't be a wuss.

Kick them in the shins.

Riesen_Meal

BOFH_139 wrote: »

The best mail are ones them from the persons own email account, but also write them in both the 1st and 3rd person as if it was wrote by the "Voice" the persons own head......

Ghostmail much?

Someone in work was almost sacked for something like this.

They were using anonymous webmail too so don't bother lad.

Spud83

ronoc wrote: »

Someone in work was almost sacked for something like this.

They were using anonymous webmail too so don't bother lad.

Must have been traced back to his PC. Yeah remember that most companies especially larger ones do track what is being looked at on the net and by whom. Most places dont look at the net tracking unless there is a reason too, somebosy makes a complaint or is found to have illegal material on there computer.

Raiser

Its taken a few hours - but has been worth it, behold the glory:

DraftMail wrote:

Hi Michael,

Look at you with your blue jumper and pair of shoes - HA! I hope your tea spills on your keyboard and CAPS LOCK gets all sticky and you have to type everything LIKE THIS _ YA BIG MUPPET.

I'm gonna git ya Muthafukka - even your dog is tired of listening to you yappering away on your phone every day. Myself and Alan McCarthy in Finance call you "annoying head", mainly because of your annoying head.

I know who makes the paper-jams, you cause more jams than Chivers every day on level 2 you crazy FOOL.

Yours Sincerely,

Anon.

P.S. I hate all this unnatural and distracting fluorescent lighting here at work, in McDonald's, in Cavan.

Sherifu

Sorry you work in McDonalds dude.

Do you want a read notification with that?