Is This The Perfect Woman?

Steyr

'I'm a human pet': The Goth teenager whose fiance walks her around on a dog lead
By CHRIS BROOKE

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=509713&in_page_id=1770

Last updated at 16:43pm on 23rd January 2008


Going walkies: Dani Graves and girlfriend Tasha Maltby were allegedly barred from a bus


Given that she describes herself as a human pet – and is happy to walk around on a lead – Tasha Maltby is used to odd looks and even odder remarks.

But nothing had prepared her for the reaction of the bus driver who allegedly told the self-styled Goth and her boyfriend: "We don't let freaks and dogs like you on."

Miss Maltby and her fiance Dani Graves were so angered they have complained to the bus company of being "victimised".

"It is definitely discrimination, almost like a hate crime," 19-year-old Miss Maltby said yesterday.

The music technology student had this defence of her lifestyle.

"I am a pet, I generally act animal like and I lead a really easy life," she said.

"I don't cook or clean and I don't go anywhere without Dani. It might seem strange but it makes us both happy. It's my culture and my choice. It isn't hurting anyone."

The bus driver, however, has obviously not been listening.

He has repeatedly refused to allow Mr Graves, 25, and his "pet" on to his bus in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire.

Last month, with Miss Maltby on a leash as usual, the couple tried to board a bus at the bus station.

The driver, who was off duty, was standing near the door.

Mr Graves alleged: "He shoved me off the bus. He called us freaks and he called Tasha a dog.

"He said, 'We don't let freaks and dogs like you on'.

"He basically grabbed my T-shirt and slammed me backwards.

"I got a bit angry and called him a fascist pig."

In a separate incident, police were called when the driver, who has not been named, refused to allow other passengers on board after the couple ignored his orders and sat down.

The couple, who live on benefits in a council house and plan to start a family, have been friends for years.

They started going out together in July and became engaged in November.

Paul Adcock, of bus company Arriva Yorkshire, said: "We take any allegations of discrimination seriously.

"Mr Graves has already contacted us directly and as soon as our investigation has concluded we will inform him of the outcome."

Aisling(",)

Nah.... too many buckles on the dress ...takes too long when your trying to get frisky

Pigman II

Is This The Perfect Woman?

Eh, no.

Ignoring the fact that she looks like a bloke, any real man would prefer a woman with a bit of spirit.

Pj!

I like her

Hellm0

Nah, she's not my type and her trainer/boyfriend seems like he's second rate. Thanks to my powerful manly odour and predictable walking habbits my females no long require the use of a leash.

Gaspode

Nothing perfect about a saddo.

Creamy Goodness

she's a dog.


no? i'll get my coat.

Latchy

Throw a bucket of water over the two of em , thats what i say .

Pigman II

They really look like a couple where neither of them could do any better.

admiralofthefleet

she is a fox

TerrorFirmer

I like her outfit. Rest of her isn't bad - gimp mask and you're sorted. No seriously. She's not bad.

Zaph

Steyr wrote: »

he called Tasha a dog

Well she does have a face like a slapped arse so I think he has a point there.

Pj!

She is pretty but pity she's a fu**ing freak.

smashey

Feckin emos.

Steyr

I dont mean perfect as in looks, although id give her 1 for the road i mean as in "trained"!:D

pelvic

Boring cow and a bleeedin minger

pelvic

Droopy tits, bleugh

The Queen

No wonder she wears a leash. Rotten.

Steyr

The Queen wrote: »

No wonder she wears a leash. Rotten.

lol:D

LadyJ

Steyr wrote: »

Mr Graves

ROFL. How fitting!

orestes

Ooooooh, I like!

What?

Don't look at me like that, I like the freaky one's who do what they're told! It takes all sorts ya know!

Sinfonia

"I don't cook or clean"
.

Hagar

Harmless poor gobsheens.

Saruman

They almost look like brother and sister!

Wibbs

pelvic wrote: »

Droopy tits, bleugh

Have you ever seen a naked woman? I'm assuming not if you think her tits are droopy.:D

Good body on her to be fair and slapped arse face or not with a mush like his he's damned lucky she agreed to anything. Living on benefits eh? Taxpayers must loooove that.

Carrigart Exile

I wonder if he has to pooper scoop after her; by the look on his face the answer is yes and quite recently:D

Hagar

Is he related to Jason Isaacs?

Carrigart Exile

Hagar wrote: »

Is he related to Jason Isaacs?

I thought his face looked more 'melted wellington' than 'chisled actor'

Karl Hungus

I'd take her.

But she's no Chiaki Kuriyama, that's for sure.

Hagar

Jeez Karl now I have to look that up.:D


/Edit.

Agreed.

skyhighflyer

Yes, yes she is.

spantos

I'd like to know who made the first move and suggested the leash.

Imagine it, nice day, listening to some Tool, eating some ice cream, wearing black- You know what honey? I think, now stop me if this sounds strange, that eh, well maybe, you know, if you fancy it sometime......you might let me keep you as a pet and walk you round the place like a dog???

Well, now, you've caught me off guard a little there. Although I'd be lying if I said it hadn't crossed my mind before. I'll get Rover's leash...

AckwelFoley

thelordofcheese

truecrippler

She's nothing special but it would be rude not to.

Karl Hungus

Hagar wrote: »

Jeez Karl now I have to look that up.:D


/Edit.

Agreed.

I'd be worried for you if you didn't agree.

Dudess

Wibbs wrote: »

Have you ever seen a naked woman? I'm assuming not if you think her tits are droopy.:D

Absolutely! I wouldn't be surprised if the only tits pelvic has ever seen are the silicon-enhanced ones common in pornography.
A pair of breasts that aren't perfectly round like two grapefruits are not actually droopy, they're just real.

That girl's face isn't amazing but it's ok - her figure and outfit are fab though.

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

That girl's face isn't amazing but it's ok - her figure and outfit are fab though.

Are you serious? I never noticed the leash I was so busy being disgusted by the boots.

Dudess

No accounting for taste I suppose. I was talking about the dress - I think it's stunning. As for the boots, not enough of them is showing for me to make a call on them, but what I can see looks good.

Allison91

Pigman II wrote: »

They really look like a couple where neither of them could do any better.

hahahaha...thats so funny and probably true!;)

Kold

SumGuy wrote: »

"I don't cook or clean"
.

Agree that this is the sentence that really sinks the argument.

justsomebloke

I think the fact that she starts bitching and complaining about how people treat her even though she wants to be treated like that, is also one of the points that would have me hitting her with a barge pole

TerrorFirmer

Read in the paper that the bus company issued a full apology.