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What can happen when you ask her to swollow

  • 23-01-2008 12:09pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,959 ✭✭✭✭


    Don't think this has been posted here yet:
    Woman jailed for testicle attack
    A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

    Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

    'Pulled hard'

    Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

    The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

    The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

    An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

    In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".


    He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

    The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

    She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

    In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

    She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

    The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."


    from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Fcuking ouch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,184 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    i never want to read that again. i have a strange feeling in my groin like its missing now.. dear lord.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭The Queen


    Jeez lads - better specify in what exactly you want swallowed! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Baudelaire


    Maybe she needed some props to do her party peice, a Marlon Brando impression:

    "Someday — and that day may never come — I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    :eek::mad::mad::mad::mad: I had to stop reading shame on you op for spreading the pain


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,959 ✭✭✭✭Villain


    Sorry lads but I think men need to be aware of what women can do :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,959 ✭✭✭✭Villain


    Ah well 3rd time lucky so, sorry couldn't see in my searches


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    jebus ouch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    That's bad but as bad as ' Bobbittised punishment .'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Holy crap.... that's mad --- *Shudder* ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,875 ✭✭✭Seraphina


    olllld

    ffs did you not even bother to look at the date on the bbc website?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    **Pics or it didnt happen**


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭18AD


    The mystery of the phantom testicle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    http://www.sidelineshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/amanda.JPG

    Gentlemen.. avoid that woman at all costs ^^


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    I'm amazed that she could stand up in court afterwards and declare "I am in no way a violent person"

    The mind boggles


  • Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jesus guys,
    She was hungry for **** sake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    I'm amazed that she could stand up in court afterwards and declare "I am in no way a violent person"

    The mind boggles

    Agreed, to rip off part of another person's anatomy and then try to swallow it (presumably to ensure that they can never have it re-attached) goes beyond violent IMO, it's psychotic. She should be locked up in an asylum not a prison.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    OLD NEWS IS OLD!!! :mad: But yeah... still OW!.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    snyper wrote: »
    **Pics or it didnt happen**

    No no....
    I'm quite happy without the pictures.

    In fact I'm quite happy believing that it didn't happen.
    I mean jesus christ......





    Ow.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭18AD


    Two nuts walk into a party.
    One was assaulted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    farohar wrote: »
    Agreed, to rip off part of another person's anatomy and then try to swallow it (presumably to ensure that they can never have it re-attached) goes beyond violent IMO, it's psychotic. She should be locked up in an asylum not a prison.

    +1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Ill never look at a teabag the same way again.

    Hell hath no fury...

    This woman is a case. Lock her up and throw away the key.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    She still only got 2 1/2 years ffs.

    Anyway she'll be getting out soon, be careful on the whole internet dating scene... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    rkm wrote: »
    She still only got 2 1/2 years ffs.

    Anyway she'll be getting out soon, be careful on the whole internet dating scene... :D

    Well, considering its a max of 5 years for the full set, its only logical she got 2 and a half


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Welcome to 2005. Hope y'all have a nice time now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    snyper wrote: »
    Well, considering its a max of 5 years for the full set, its only logical she got 2 and a half

    You can't get a 2 for 1 deal anymore? Sucks :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 276 ✭✭Mexicola


    Good jasus! I can feel a kind of a twisting sensation in the pit of my stomach.

    Theres gotta be better ways of getting your daily dose of protein... :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    why this thread make me horney?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭Rossibaby


    the fact that she tried to eat it makes it all a bit funny.i mean think how bloody and ****ty it looked and she put it in her mouth.thats called love,gentlemen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,484 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    oh god...makes me feel sickened to be a girl ....ewwwwwwwwwww


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,739 ✭✭✭Naos


    She must have recieved fighting tactics from an ape.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭JæKæ


    Classy Liverpudlian lady


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