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What can happen when you ask her to swollow

Villain · 2008-01-23 12:09:06

Don't think this has been posted here yet: from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

23-01-2008 12:09PM

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Don't think this has been posted here yet:

Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

from http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

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#2 23-01-2008 12:10PM

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Fcuking ouch!

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#3 23-01-2008 12:12PM

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i never want to read that again. i have a strange feeling in my groin like its missing now.. dear lord.

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#4 23-01-2008 12:14PM

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Jeez lads - better specify in what exactly you want swallowed!

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#5 23-01-2008 12:21PM

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Maybe she needed some props to do her party peice, a Marlon Brando impression:

"Someday — and that day may never come — I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day."

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#6 23-01-2008 12:24PM

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:eek::mad::mad::mad::mad: I had to stop reading shame on you op for spreading the pain

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#7 23-01-2008 12:24PM

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Villain wrote: »

Don't think this has been posted here yet

I do:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055107072

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055128005

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#8 23-01-2008 12:25PM

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Sorry lads but I think men need to be aware of what women can do

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#9 23-01-2008 12:25PM

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Ah well 3rd time lucky so, sorry couldn't see in my searches

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#10 23-01-2008 12:26PM

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jebus ouch

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#11 23-01-2008 12:30PM

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That's bad but as bad as ' Bobbittised punishment .'

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#12 23-01-2008 12:37PM

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Holy crap.... that's mad --- *Shudder* ...

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#13 23-01-2008 12:39PM

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olllld

ffs did you not even bother to look at the date on the bbc website?

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#14 23-01-2008 12:41PM

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**Pics or it didnt happen**

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#15 23-01-2008 12:44PM

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The mystery of the phantom testicle.

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#16 23-01-2008 12:45PM

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http://www.sidelineshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/amanda.JPG

Gentlemen.. avoid that woman at all costs ^^

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#17 23-01-2008 12:46PM

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I'm amazed that she could stand up in court afterwards and declare "I am in no way a violent person"

The mind boggles

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#18 23-01-2008 12:51PM

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Jesus guys,
She was hungry for **** sake.

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#19 23-01-2008 01:14PM

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AngryBadger wrote: »

I'm amazed that she could stand up in court afterwards and declare "I am in no way a violent person"

The mind boggles

Agreed, to rip off part of another person's anatomy and then try to swallow it (presumably to ensure that they can never have it re-attached) goes beyond violent IMO, it's psychotic. She should be locked up in an asylum not a prison.

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#20 23-01-2008 01:28PM

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OLD NEWS IS OLD!!! :mad: But yeah... still OW!.

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#21 23-01-2008 01:42PM

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snyper wrote: »

**Pics or it didnt happen**

No no....
I'm quite happy without the pictures.

In fact I'm quite happy believing that it didn't happen.
I mean jesus christ......

Ow.

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#22 23-01-2008 01:47PM

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Two nuts walk into a party.
One was assaulted.

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#23 23-01-2008 02:40PM

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farohar wrote: »

Agreed, to rip off part of another person's anatomy and then try to swallow it (presumably to ensure that they can never have it re-attached) goes beyond violent IMO, it's psychotic. She should be locked up in an asylum not a prison.

+1

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#24 23-01-2008 02:44PM

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Ill never look at a teabag the same way again.

Hell hath no fury...

This woman is a case. Lock her up and throw away the key.

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#25 23-01-2008 02:55PM

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She still only got 2 1/2 years ffs.

Anyway she'll be getting out soon, be careful on the whole internet dating scene...

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#26 23-01-2008 02:58PM

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rkm wrote: »

She still only got 2 1/2 years ffs.

Anyway she'll be getting out soon, be careful on the whole internet dating scene...

Well, considering its a max of 5 years for the full set, its only logical she got 2 and a half

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#27 23-01-2008 03:02PM

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Welcome to 2005. Hope y'all have a nice time now.

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#28 23-01-2008 03:03PM

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snyper wrote: »

Well, considering its a max of 5 years for the full set, its only logical she got 2 and a half

You can't get a 2 for 1 deal anymore? Sucks

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#29 23-01-2008 03:03PM

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Good jasus! I can feel a kind of a twisting sensation in the pit of my stomach.

Theres gotta be better ways of getting your daily dose of protein...

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#30 23-01-2008 03:11PM

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why this thread make me horney?

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#31 23-01-2008 05:15PM

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the fact that she tried to eat it makes it all a bit funny.i mean think how bloody and ****ty it looked and she put it in her mouth.thats called love,gentlemen

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#32 23-01-2008 05:40PM

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oh god...makes me feel sickened to be a girl ....ewwwwwwwwwww

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#33 23-01-2008 05:45PM

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She must have recieved fighting tactics from an ape.

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#34 23-01-2008 05:47PM

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Classy Liverpudlian lady

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