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Tallaght & rest of Dublin is now in the UK???

  • 23-01-2008 12:55am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭


    Oh... those wacky scammers!

    Received a "job offer" from them via email...

    Might take it! :D:D:D

    Note the address... Tallaght and the rest of Dublin is now in the UK!
    Sigma-Aldrich Ireland Ltd
    Airton Road,Tallaght
    Dublin 24,Ireland
    Reg. No 259023
    United Kingdom.


    Dear Sir/Madam,

    Sigma-Aldrich Ireland company Ltd is a UK based chemical company actively involved in the perfumery industry,the company's product portfolio consists mainly of essential oils,perfume compounds and aromatic chemicals. However, as time has progressed,the product range has become much more diverse and today the bias is towards the cosmetic and toiletry ingredients. This change in emphasis was brought about by the realisation that there was much more room for innovation in the field of cosmetic products than there was in perfumery and as a result many wonderful new ingredients have been introduced from all corners of the globe.Quite soon we will open representative offices or authorized sales centers in the United State,Canada,Europe,Australia and some other countries,Therefore,we are currently looking for people who will assist us in establishing a new distribution network there.
    Despite the fact that the United State and Canada market is new for us,we already have regular clients over there who make purchases on a steady
    basis,they will be your clients from now on,in order to make payment easier and less tasking for them.

    WHAT YOU NEED TO DO FOR US?
    The international money transfer tax for legal entities (companies) in UK is 35%, whereas for the individual it is only 7%.There is no sense
    for us to work this way, while tax for international money transfer made by a private individual is 7% .That's why we need you!
    We need agents to receive payment for our products( in money orders,check or bank wire transfers) and to resend the money to Sigma-Aldrich Ireland company Ltd via Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer.This way we will save money because of tax decreasing.

    JOB DESCRIPTION?
    1. Recieve payment from Clients
    2. Cash Payments at your Bank
    3. Deduct 10% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
    4. Forward the balance afer deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted to send payment to(Payment is to be forwarded either by
    Money Gram or Western Union Money Transfer).

    HOW MUCH WILL YOU EARN?
    10% from each operation! For instance: you receive 8000 USD via check, money orders or bank wire transfers on our behalf,You will cash the money and keep $800(10% from $8000) for yourself! At the beginning your commission will equal 10%, though later it will increase up to 15%!

    ADVANTAGES
    You do not have to go out as you will work as an independent contractor right from your home office. Your job is absolutely legal.
    You can earn up to $4000-$6000 monthly depending on time you will spend for this job.You do not need any capital to start.You can do the Work easily without leaving or affecting your present Job.The employees who make efforts
    and work hard have a strong possibility to become managers in thier country. Anyway our employees never leave us due to our excellent work condition.

    MAIN REQUIREMENTS :

    18 years or older Legally capable responsible ready to work 3-4 hours per week PC knowledge,E-mail and internet experience (minimal) and please know that Everything is absolutely legal, that's why You have to fill a contract! So,if you are interested, your quick response to this email would be appreciated with the information below provided;


    First Name:

    Middle Name:

    Last Name:

    Addrress Line 1:

    City:

    State:

    Zip:

    Home Phone:

    Cell Phone:

    Gender:

    Marital Status:

    Present Occupation:

    Age:

    Note:If you will prefer a Direct bank wire transfer indicate by sending your bank informations.

    Thanks for your anticipated action.And we hope to hear back from you.

    Very Respectfully,
    Zac Patrick (Director)
    Sigma-Aldrich Ireland company Ltd.
    Airton Road,Tallaght,Dublin 24,Ireland
    United Kingdom.
    Telephone: +44-703-197-1378
    Fax: +44 703 197 1378
    email:zac_sigm@yahoo.co.uk

    What more can you say?

    I want to bait them along for the crack as i received the scam mail in an email account i can use for this purpose (competitions/spam etc.)

    Any Ideas?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Brilliant!

    Now all the anti-brit ra'head scummers in Tallaght will start knocking each other sh!tless for being English! Get a camera crew down there now, it could be like Battle Royale in Burberry!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    And now, if you want to phone a number on Airton road according to this, you need to dial 0044 first!

    :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭JæKæ


    All he wants is your account number so he can wire you the money, why must you be so suspicious of Zach?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭Henrik_is_God


    Could you forward me that mail , im actually looking for a job in that sector at the min . Cheers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    JæKæ wrote: »
    All he wants is your account number so he can wire you the money, why must you be so suspicious of Zach?

    Ha ha! Mainly because of the fact that Sigma are manufacturing perfumes now! :D:D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It was always in the UK


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭JæKæ


    Access wrote: »
    Ha ha! Mainly because of the fact that Sigma are manufacturing perfumes now! :D:D:D

    Your loss man, I know I'll be contacting him to arrange an interview. My housemate works on the Airton Rd, I can get a lift.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 993 ✭✭✭bigslick


    Personally i think would be funnier if you replied asking why is it that he is asking for your gender, marital status and age, when this is against the Employment Equality Act of 1998 :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Bait him!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    I got bored, so i replied to his mail with the following...
    Hellos,

    Sorry if errorrs, my english not so good since i do be leaving my schools, like.

    I want job.

    I like work hard.

    I like your offer.

    I like it

    I fill in informations for you to make my job offer my dreams come true.

    You now see informations, like


    First Name: Gary

    Middle Name: Munster

    Last Name: Owen

    Addrress Line 1: Thomond Park

    City: Limerick, Like

    State: Co. Limerick

    Zip: LK

    Home Phone: +353 61 xxxxxxx

    Cell Phone: You give me one when i start job, like.

    Gender: Now Male

    Marital Status: Single, but getting closer to yar one

    Present Occupation: Professional Langer

    Age: 33


    Thaxs you, i like to hear from you when does i be starting like.

    I Like to hear, like.

    G Owen.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Could you forward me that mail , im actually looking for a job in that sector at the min . Cheers

    What Scamming? LOL :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    biko wrote: »
    It was always in the UK
    How's hell working out for ya?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Terry wrote: »
    How's hell working out for ya?

    Nah mate. The phrase is "Hell or Connacht". I'm in Connacht, where are you? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    biko wrote: »
    Nah mate. The phrase is "Hell or Connacht". I'm in Connacht, where are you? ;)
    I'm in Kildare.
    It's great here.
    We're close to the Capital, but have our own council, who don't have stupid laws like the Dublin councils have. We also have plenty of water. Look at a map. All the good water comes from Leixlip, Co. Kildare. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Get back on-topic you culchy bastards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭Tha Gopher


    :(

    7 years online and I have yet to receive a scammer email. I dunno how they find you guys.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    :(

    7 years online and I have yet to receive a scammer email. I dunno how they find you guys.

    I blame their PI threads about their small penisesesessss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Karoma wrote: »
    I blame their PI threads about their small penisesesessss.

    funny you say that as i emailed the email address a link for bongo pills and a load of other spam


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    Terry wrote: »
    I'm in Kildare.
    It's great here.
    We're close to the Capital, but have our own council, who don't have stupid laws like the Dublin councils have. We also have plenty of water. Look at a map. All the good water comes from Leixlip, Co. Kildare. :)

    ... have they sorted out the smell from the river down the village yet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Lazy uneducated scammer.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    narco wrote: »
    ... have they sorted out the smell from the river down the village yet?
    i was just about to ask the same question. Dear god its foul


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭nads


    Terry wrote: »
    I'm in Kildare.
    It's great here.
    We're close to the Capital, but have our own council, who don't have stupid laws like the Dublin councils have. We also have plenty of water. Look at a map. All the good water comes from Leixlip, Co. Kildare. :)



    The Sewage town of Ireland :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    while i was living down the far end, i used to walk down old hill, and every time, without fail, i got really paranoid that i had terrible B.O, until i got to the river, and realised twas just that smell.

    every single time, it got me, just at that one point going down the hill.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,082 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    I never knew I used to take my dog for a walk to a different country every night!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    take it to the kildare forum back on topic muck savages


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Eh did you forward it to the real Sigma in tallaght?
    http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/Area_of_Interest/Europe_Home/Ireland/About_Us.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    GinnyJo wrote: »
    Eh did you forward it to the real Sigma in tallaght?
    http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/Area_of_Interest/Europe_Home/Ireland/About_Us.html

    Did you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    Ah.... No, not yet, but i will give them a call tomorrow and forward the mail on if they wish, to them.

    I still havent received a reply from the scammer... but its only been one day. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Access wrote: »
    Ah.... No, not yet, but i will give them a call tomorrow and forward the mail on if they wish, to them.

    I still havent received a reply from the scammer... but its only been one day. :rolleyes:

    You think your the only one being offered the job?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    Stekelly wrote: »
    You think your the only one being offered the job?

    No, me and about 10,000 other people, but it would be nice to inform Sigma of what muppet is using there information.

    You never know... they might track him down! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    :(

    7 years online and I have yet to receive a scammer email. I dunno how they find you guys.

    Put your email in this and it'll solve all your problems


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    narco wrote: »
    ... have they sorted out the smell from the river down the village yet?
    Nah, but that enters the Liffey past the water treatment plant and about a quarter of a mile from county Dublin, so all is well.

    Also, it's on the other side of the town for me, so I don't have to smell that and the far enders.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Access wrote: »
    I got bored, so i replied to his mail with the following...
    I like work hard.

    First Name: Gary

    Middle Name: Munster

    Last Name: Owen

    Addrress Line 1: Thomond Park

    City: Limerick, Like

    good reply, but no one in England will believe this.:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    good reply, but no one in England will believe this.:p

    Who said he/she is english...?

    Read the whole of the scammers email and you will see all the errors and grammer mistakes! :D


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