i just ate cat sh1t! yum!

AckwelFoley

Just got notified today that we've been put on a 3 day week.. not good.. sad news... cry me a river..

Then afternoon comes.. and because ive cuts on my hands from kitten scrapes, they think im self harming..and want me to see a shrink.. happy days.. a day off work..

So i go home chillout..

.. ok just here sitting down and eating a box of choc sweets...

Kitten comes up to greet me... jumps up on me and sits down..

..Kitten leaves...


oh.. look.. melted choc on my shirt..

.. must scoop up and eat...

.. hmm tastes funny...

.. smells..erm.. like sh1t...

..i got sick a little, in my mouth....

2 ciggys and a bottle of mouthwash later i cant get the cat sh1t taste out of my mouth..

Tis been a good day...
... i dont expect to get laid any time soon

Iguana Bob

now u gotta force the cat to eat your shi*. tis only fair

AlmightyCushion

Three day week? Sweet!

AckwelFoley

There will be blood.

Karoma

snyper wrote: »

... i dont expect to get laid any time soon

Same as any other day. Stiff upper lip an' all that. Good chap. Remember: you have a blog & Get It Off Your Chest thread.

Ghost Train

ekk thats horrible

but you could probably do "snyper and kitten, 1 cup" now
become famous

Jimbo

You forgot to mention your from Athlone.
That's more unfortunate than eating any amount of cat faeces

AckwelFoley

we have blogs?

AckwelFoley

jimbo78 wrote: »

You forgot to mention your from Athlone.
That's more unfortunate than eating any amount of cat faeces

no, comming from your mother, would be worse..

Forgive me for flaming.. i have had a bad day..

.. hope you understand.

AlmightyCushion

snyper wrote: »

we have blogs?

http://social.boards.ie/blog/74976

Go nuts.

snyper wrote: »

no, comming from your mother, would be worse..

Try coming on his mother, it's much better.

Aisling(",)

you are the male equivelent of a crazy cat lady :D:

GhostInTheRuins

Did you think it tasted nice before you got the smell of it?

AckwelFoley

you are the male equivelent of a crazy cat lady

oddly enough, i now hate cats..

Its my sisters.. theis little fooker will make a nice warm pair of snow shoes...

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

Did you think it tasted nice before you got the smell of it?

i only smelled it because it tasted, well rather bland... i thought it was a sweetie that needed some salt..

Toots

Eat a clove of Garlic, that'll get the taste out alright! Then do what IguanaBob says and trick the kitty into eating your poo, it is only fair:p

Karoma

mmmmmm, toxoplasmosic. mmmmmmmmm.

6th

snyper wrote: »

oddly enough, i now hate cats..

Its my sisters.. theis little fooker will make a nice warm pair of snow shoes...

You ate something that came out of your sisters pu ....... ah, forget it :rolleyes:

snyper wrote: »

There will be blood.

On his helmet?

Dudess

When I was little, my mates and I, on a visit to a wildlife sanctuary place, spotted a cluster of "Maltesers". Naturally we did what any sensible person would do, we started munching 'em - why let the "Maltesers" go to waste. Anyhoo, they didn't taste that great and we spat them out - luckily as it were, considering they were goat droppings...

Aisling(",)

snyper wrote: »

oddly enough, i now hate cats..

Its my sisters.. theis little fooker will make a nice warm pair of snow shoes...



i only smelled it because it tasted, well rather bland... i thought it was a sweetie that needed some salt..

it aint his fault that he aint got full control over his bodily functions:rolleyes:

AckwelFoley

Last edited by Karoma : Today at 20:10. Reason: learn to multiquote n00b

6th - doing so well until u got owned..

Mind u i ate cat sh1t today.. so heh.. who am i to speak...

Anyone for a kiss..

Im sure if i had some tongue tennis with >insert name here< id be able to get the taste of sh1t out of my mouth

Wertz

3 day week eh? Construction is going down the pan. Have had to go indpendent since the new year just so I can get work subbie-ing.

Don't knock cat sh*t; if things keep going the way they are, it could yet turn out to be a cheap source of nourishment...

AckwelFoley

1 hour later.. 2 cups of coffee, 6 ciggys, 1 bottle of mouthwash.. and a half box of celebrations...


.. after taste remains...


I havnt had an aftertaste like this since i was with Hagars mom..

6th

Karoma wrote:

learn to multiquote n00b

Oh its ON!

AckwelFoley

Originally Posted by Karoma
learn to multiquote n00b

Oh its ON!

theheheheheehehe

*Points to where Karoma is*

Baudelaire

snyper wrote: »

Just got notified today that we've been put on a 3 day week.. not good.. sad news... cry me a river..

Then afternoon comes.. and because ive cuts on my hands from kitten scrapes, they think im self harming..and want me to see a shrink.. happy days.. a day off work..

So i go home chillout..

.. ok just here sitting down and eating a box of choc sweets...

Kitten comes up to greet me... jumps up on me and sits down..

..Kitten leaves...


oh.. look.. melted choc on my shirt..

.. must scoop up and eat...

.. hmm tastes funny...

.. smells..erm.. like sh1t...

..i got sick a little, in my mouth....

2 ciggys and a bottle of mouthwash later i cant get the cat sh1t taste out of my mouth..

Tis been a good day...
... i dont expect to get laid any time soon

HAHAHAHA LMAO!! funniest thing I've read in months

McSandwich

You should consider asking your pharmacist for course of worm medicine after that! (seriously)

pred racer

best laugh Ive had in ages. I can now write LOL in a post without feeling like a twat:D
LOL

all cats should be put to death in some horrible and painful fashion!

Nerin

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128346915508593750ihasatoylet.jpg

Mossy Monk

Three day weeks wont matter when your head falls off after eating cat ****.

Kur4mA

As above, I would also advise you to get to your GP about this asap. But still, this was a brilliant first bit of reading on boards for the day. Made me LOLLER.

AckwelFoley

Well, im glad somone found it funny


.. i do now..

Baudelaire

Did it taste like chicken?

AckwelFoley

No, not chicken...

It was bland tasting, and somewhat a little gritty.

Baudelaire

Ahhhh...McNuggets?