Tea and a sh1t

Dun laoire

Any you gentlemen take the mug of tea to the throne? I don't do it myself but the auld fella used to do it alright. Happy as a pig in **** sittin up there with his paper and mug of tea. Wouldnt surface for about an hour. It was his getaway from all us nagging kids i guess.

AlmightyCushion

I don't do it but if I was gonna stay in there for an hour or so, I'd probably bring the kettle with me. I hate cold tea.

Ghost Train

no tea... but maybe the laptop

not really, but if i was going to be there for an hour i'd have too

Jimbo

Awwww, thats disgusting
How can you even contimplate drinking/eating while laying a log?
The two don't mix, its unhygenic and revolting

Dun laoire

no lads i dont think he drank tea for an hour. I'd say that was the paper that had him there for so long. Crosswords always complete. I'm just thinking to myself wether he refused to come out until they had been completed.

Dun laoire

jimbo78 wrote: »

Awwww, thats disgusting
How can you even contimplate drinking/eating while laying a log?
The two don't mix, its unhygenic and revolting

It's a man thing mate.

smashey

eolhc wrote: »

no tea... but maybe the laptop

not really, but if i was going to be there for an hour i'd have too

What would you be perusing while your trousers and boxers are around your ankles?

trout

smashey wrote: »

What would you be perusing while your trousers and boxers are around your ankles?

tea leaves ... obviously :rolleyes:

poor man was prolly trying to see what the future held for the fruits of his loin :cool:

5starpool

I like to shít and run. A long session on the throne means that I have a bad case of the trots

Ghost Train

smashey wrote: »

What would you be perusing while your trousers and boxers are around your ankles?

boards.ie probably... or maybe p0rn

themadchef

Such a "man" thread this is and how i love the BGRH banter. What a manly hobby, my my you boys can make a big job out of everything. Anything to get out of a bit of housework if you ask me ...."any chance of a hand with the dishes love?"......"just off to the loo"...anything up to one hour later (when most certainly the work is done and it's safe to reappear) out pops the other half acting like he's been hard at work!

If he were to take a cup of tea in he would surely find his duvet sitting on the bath the following day, in case he gets cold, poor thing.

It is my firm belief that you guys need more fiber in your diet. Up with allbran and that sort of thing, down with toilet dossing!:p

smashey

themadchef wrote: »

It is my firm belief that you guys need more fiber in your diet. Up with allbran and that sort of thing, down with toilet dossing!:p

I'm not with you.

themadchef

smashey wrote: »

I'm not with you.

I believe the lady on Jamie Olivers show the last night used the word "torpedo" does that help...speeeeeeeed you right out of there

Dun laoire

themadchef wrote: »

Such a "man" thread this is and how i love the BGRH banter. What a manly hobby, my my you boys can make a big job out of everything. Anything to get out of a bit of housework if you ask me ...."any chance of a hand with the dishes love?"......"just off to the loo"...anything up to one hour later (when most certainly the work is done and it's safe to reappear) out pops the other half acting like he's been hard at work!

If he were to take a cup of tea in he would surely find his duvet sitting on the bath the following day, in case he gets cold, poor thing.

It is my firm belief that you guys need more fiber in your diet. Up with allbran and that sort of thing, down with toilet dossing!:p

As i've heard so many times before. "A bit of hard work never hurt anybody but i dont want to take any chances"

Mr. CooL ICE

Dun laoire wrote: »

Any you gentlemen take the mug of tea to the throne? I don't do it myself but the auld fella used to do it alright. Happy as a pig in **** sittin up there with his paper and mug of tea. Wouldnt surface for about an hour. It was his getaway from all us nagging kids i guess.

Hmm... Maybe he was spanking the monkey while thinking about yore ma?

Dun laoire

LordChessington wrote: »

Hmm... Maybe he was spanking the monkey while thinking about yore ma?

Yeah quite possible. Couldnt rule it out anyway

star-pants

Tea? never heard that before.
Dad brings in sodoku, and my brother brings in his mp3 and speakers and maybe his gameboy sp / psp.

Zaph

I've got a decent sized bathroom, the possibilities are almost endless as to what sort of stuff I could bring in there with me.

FlutterinBantam

When dumping in Casa Bantam I would usually bring a mug of coffee and a rasher sarnie.

Rest them on the cistern and when the" pace car" clears the pits, the sarnie acts as a nice little tightener to encourage the rest of the field.
The coffee then creates a nice little slick to speed up the back markers.

Only to complete the race without messy pile ups.

Quality

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

When dumping in Casa Bantam I would usually bring a mug of coffee and a rasher sarnie.

Rest them on the cistern and when the" pace car" clears the pits, the sarnie acts as a nice little tightener to encourage the rest of the field.
The coffee then creates a nice little slick to speed up the back markers.

Only to complete the race without messy pile ups.

Could you not have waited 2 mins, so that I could enjoy one whole day without you mentioning sh1t!!!

FlutterinBantam

Well I don't want a ban for going off topic.

dr strangelove

Personally i like playing worms or lemmings........ no, stop that. No double entendres here, i mean the games on my mobile.

Helps pass the time while i hide from all the pesky people that have broken their computer.

Max_Damage

A can of Smithwicks would be more in my line.

Pigman II

I wouldn't bring my laptop into the bog. Too many germs floating around in the air.

A can of beer or a newspaper on the other hand have certainly made cameos from time to time.

Steyr

Nuts Magazine for me.

Davei141

Mp3 player, the paper and a cup of tea/can of beer. I get bored easily.

Kur4mA

Jaysus no. When I'm gonna be in the loo for that long I don't wanna be opening my gob very often never mind drinking a cup of tea! If it was possible that I could stop breathing altogether when I'm taking a sheet then I would. In fact, I think that is the next step in the evolution of man.

The most I'd bring into the loo would be a book or a newspaper for teh reading.

KTRIC

I bring in my laptop, never thought about a cup of tea. Might look into that later

The problem I have is if I spend too long in there my legs go to sleep

faceman

ive played me guitar and surfed the net in the loo but wouldnt bring consumables items in there.

Funnily enough though, the jax in work had some punter on the bog and i could hear him drinking his te/coffee and i was gonna put up a post about it!!

truecrippler

I thought I was the only one doing this. Nuttin better than squeezing one out and sipping on some cha.

FlutterinBantam

jaysus!! Truecripple.. two posts!= legend.

Most of us go through 2000+ posts before we get such a profound utterance.

Well done son, looking fwd to your contributions on other topics with great interest.

legspin

A spliff and a good book. Mind you that's coz 'tis the only room in the house with an extractor fan.

Victor

Zaph wrote: »

I've got a decent sized bathroom, the possibilities are almost endless as to what sort of stuff I could bring in there with me.

The brother built himself a big house. The guest toilet is bigger than my bedroom. But no tea / beer on tap.

Terry

I'm in and out in five minutes.
Cigarette and a couple of pints of coke to loosen the bowels, and then an explosion.

truecrippler

Doing it in the house is one thing, Starbucks... now thats where it really happens. But this time it's a coffee and a muffin.