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An Ode to FunkyChicken

  • 22-01-2008 6:30pm
    #1
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭


    FunkyChicken, handsome player of Games,
    Son of Saint Michaels,
    We cheer, can of beer in hand,
    You legend, of south Dublin paradise.
    Thy impressive skills re-unite
    What the newbs have divided
    Uggos become happy to be alive
    Where thy drunken leer lands.

    Be glad, everyone!
    This hero to the entire world!
    Dudes - in this land
    A great hero must dwell.
    Whoever has had the great fortune,
    To be FunkyChicken's friend,
    Whoever has felt the love of a FunkyChicken,
    Add to her our jubiliation!
    Indeed, whoever can call out his #
    Their joy is on to his own.
    And this part I cannot figure out what to do with,
    Leaving a circle tearfully or something.

    So it goes on for a while,
    An Ode to FunkyChicken.

    The end.


Comments

  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Friend, that was beautiful.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Clairey,

    Antagonizing pleasure
    Placed upon your lips
    Where dreams come true
    In just one sort of special kiss!

    Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy
    Closing the door on reality
    Not even the thickest slab of cadburys
    Could melt the lust you feel inside!

    You shed your fears faster than your clothes
    The anticipation begins to unfold
    Your heart begins to pound faster
    As I come closer

    Just one look from my eyes
    And you become hypnotized
    A river of sins, to which you concede
    Just one special kind of kiss, caused the undoing of you!

    Your lips gently pressed against it
    A silent submission of your tongue
    Your mouth tenderly pressed against it
    Your voice trembles as you start to explore

    Electric shocks as you tongue it
    An erotic dance of passing time
    Your heart's racing as fast as Old Lucky Joe in the 3.30 at Aintree
    Your body's craving for something more!

    Starving and Craving
    For an evening
    Of erotic bliss
    Where dreams come true
    In Just One Sort of Special Kiss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    In before the lock, YORE MA!


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Short, but sweet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Boring. Quad-Post FTL.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Overheal wrote: »
    Boring. Quad-Post FTL.
    I think you'll find Genghiz Cohen interrupted that sequence.


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