You should be able to do that

imeddyhobbs

What is it that you cant do but you know you should be able to do


For me Its..

Tie a lace correctly
Give 100% to my job
Stop drinking on monday,tuesday and maybe even wedensday
Pissing out of the back door onto the lawn thinking that i am feeding the lawn
Looking at womens arse when im driving
Picking my nose
Laughing at everybody
Looking at naked chicks on the net
Speeding
Putting butter on everything that I eat

I could go on but I wont,what is it that you should be able to do but cant?

WindSock

I'm sure you still do most of those anyway though.

leninbenjamin

play football.



damn knees. i hope research into stem cells will some day allow me to grow new legs.

imeddyhobbs

WindSock wrote: »

I'm sure you still do most of those anyway though.

yea but the point is that i would like to stop doing these things but cant

I should be able to do that

orestes

Why?! You just listed some of my favourite pass-times! Apart from that 100% to my job bit, I can't agree with you on that one!

imeddyhobbs

orestes wrote: »

Why?! You just listed some of my favourite pass-times! Apart from that 100% to my job bit, I can't agree with you on that one!

Ok so.....I also love blowing the horn at dogs and I put my hand up at them as a means of saying hello

Fremen

It looks like your train of thought derailed itself about halfway through your post. You went from

Tie a lace correctly (Should be able to do but can't)

to

Looking at naked chicks on the net
Speeding (can't stop doing)

Confused, would I?

Dasilva94

You should be should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion,
butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet,
balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying,
take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations,
analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer,
cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

-Robert Heinlein

super hans

Tell Ant and Dec apart. No matter how many times I'm told I never remember

Adam

You started out with things you can't do but wish you could and finished up with things you do but wish you could stop.

Fool.

/Mr. T

longshanks

i'd like to be able to do kat von d. sexy tattoo fuuckstation. but i can't. oh the sorrow

St Bill

super hans wrote: »

Tell Ant and Dec apart. No matter how many times I'm told I never remember

Ant's the one with a head like a lightbulb

the dee

St Bill wrote: »

Ant's the one with a head like a lightbulb

I heard they always stand in order - so you read them - left to right - Ant and Dec. Weird no?

togster

imeddyhobbs wrote: »

Ok so.....I also love blowing the horn at dogs and I put my hand up at them as a means of saying hello

Yeah so true. I always salute dogs on the road. Like wtf is up with that.

Kold

I can't spit with conviction, it's always a messy affair.
I also can't spread butter well to the delight of my mate who enjoys watching me try to get it to melt evenly but I end up with loads of holes in my bread.

the dee

I can't do simple mental arithmatic (sp?) Can't add, subtract, divide or mulitpy to save my life. Calculators all the way. It's my secret shame.

longshanks

the dee wrote: »

I can't do simple mental arithmatic (sp?) Can't add, subtract, divide or mulitpy to save my life. Calculators all the way. It's my secret shame.

don't worry about it love, you're a woman, its not really expected of you

the dee

longshanks wrote: »

don't worry about it love, you're a woman, its not really expected of you

Oooh.... That was uncalled for. But what can I expect from a dumb brutish man?

Bros123

super hans wrote: »

Tell Ant and Dec apart. No matter how many times I'm told I never remember

They always stand left to right Ant then Dec just how it's said.:D

AlmightyCushion

super hans wrote: »

Tell Ant and Dec apart. No matter how many times I'm told I never remember

Ant is the "twat", Dec is the "other twat".

Archeron

Kold wrote: »

I can't spit with conviction, it's always a messy affair.
I also can't spread butter well to the delight of my mate who enjoys watching me try to get it to melt evenly but I end up with loads of holes in my bread.

Similarly, I have great trouble in using Flora on bread. I dont know whats its made of, but it invariably slides off the knife at the worst possible moment and ends up on the wall or the floor.
Or even worse, when you cant find where it went when it slid off at high speed, but you know its gone somewhere.

longshanks

the dee wrote: »

Oooh.... That was uncalled for. But what can I expect from a dumb brutish man?

well simple mental arithmatic for a start. and nice bowls of soup on a cold evening, and footrubs

Sabre0001

Open a plastic bad if it's just handed to me by a shop assistant...Cue minutes of standing there trying to push my shopping out of other people's way while struggling to pull the opening apart!

Damn things! :mad:

AlmightyCushion

Sabre0001 wrote: »

Open a plastic bad if it's just handed to me by a shop assistant...Cue minutes of standing there trying to push my shopping out of other people's way while struggling to pull the opening apart!

Damn things! :mad:

Just lick the tips of your finger and thumb and then try and open it. The advantages of working in tesco for three years, you learn a thing or two.

Creamy Goodness

swim

Photi

Drive. I'm 27.

PlayGirl

tidy my room... i just cant do it????
i blame the internet, too many distractions

Toots

PlayGirl wrote: »

tidy my room... i just cant do it????
i blame the internet, too many distractions

+1, in fact if you change 'room' to 'entire apartment' then you're pretty much in the ball park.

Also, get through to NTL customer care line in less than 40 mins. Seriously, is there some sort of ombudsman for this or something? :mad:

indiana jones

parallel park or swallow.

rain on

Play guitar, parallel park, carry a tune, reverse around a poxy corner on the driving test.

Walk up or down a stairs without nearly falling over.

Ginny

Park in a space on my left in a car park, I always go to a space on the right hand side.
Oh and run for a proper amount of time outdoors, even at my fittest I just could not run to save my life.

cjt156

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Ant is the "twat", Dec is the "other twat".

Its all an elaborate ruse, perpetuated using a system of mirrors and bi-convex lenses.
They are, in fact, one person of Hugenot extraction, named Anton D'Ecque. Which is derived from the middle-French word for "twat"