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How to get drunk if you can't swallow!

  • 15-01-2008 2:13pm
    #1
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭


    Gotta admire his spirit -
    Tammy Jean (40) married Michael in Texas in 2002 little did she know that Michael (56) had a secret.
    The Texan machine shop operator couldn't ingest alcohol by mouth (apparently due to painful medical problems with his throat) so instead elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema.
    Tammy assisted him in his pursuits… by supplying not one but two 1.5 litre bottles of Sherry.
    Unfortunately, when she awoke the next morning Michael was dead in the bed beside her.

    Stolen shamelessly from:
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/14/darwin_awards_2007/


Comments

  • #2
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    And me thinking this was tips for the wimmins.

    Admirable, nonetheless.


  • #3
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    pah. what a fairy. it was sherry, hardly a manly drink.


  • #4
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Don't know about the sherry but I found this link on El Reg.

    http://www.merck.com/mmpe/sec04/ch041/ch041c.html

    :eek:

    What a quote at the end though. "you may well find yourself coming and going at the same time." :D


  • #5
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    maple wrote: »
    pah. what a fairy. it was sherry, hardly a manly drink.

    It probably all tastes the same when you're shoving it up your arse.


  • #6
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    If you pass out in the pub get your mates to slap one of these on, lest you sober up during the coma state.

    www.awolmachine.com


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  • #7
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    It probably all tastes the same when you're shoving it up your arse.

    Quote of the year. :D


  • #8
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,552 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    And me thinking this was tips for the wimmins.

    Admirable, nonetheless.


    Then it would be how to get drunk and swallow.


  • #9
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,251 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    So basically Michael used to spit!


  • #10
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    That's fairly fcuked up (geddit?)! He should have put himself on a drip, now that'd be stylish...


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