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What's an archaeologists ideal find?

  • 12-01-2008 9:43pm
    #1
    Jackz
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    An ancient museum.


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  • #2
    alic
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    Booooooo!! Awful

    Smart Though but AWFUL


  • #3
    rocky25
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    An archaeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins!

    An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and
    came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he
    called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.
    "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died
    of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
    To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."
    A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist.
    "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death.
    How in the world did you know?"
    "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said,
    '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

    Most parents tell their daughters to marry doctors...
    I told mine to marry an archaeologist because the older she gets,
    the more interested he will be in her.

    How do you embarrass an archeologist?
    Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


    An archaeologist in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed."
    There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out,
    "No you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
    So the archaeologist picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living **** out of the chief.
    As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their
    faces,
    God's voice booms out again, "Okay...NOW you're screwed."


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