Wimmin falling asleep

jester77

Following on from the napping thread it seems that quite a few of us men have fallen asleep whilst having sex. Not sure who would be to blame here, probably the wimmin for not being lively enough

Anyways, have any of the brothers ever had the wimmin fall asleep during sex? I don't know of anyone who has.

Cathmandooo

would men really admit to that?

yaynay

Cathooo wrote: »

would men really admit to that?

No... this didn't happen to me last night whilst in the home run... I swear...

star-pants

Although - you have to take into consideration if the persons been drinking or not. The ref in the other thread, the guy was fairly drunk.
I've personally never fallen asleep til after

jester77

Cathooo wrote: »

would men really admit to that?

OK, I've added a poll to save some blushes

jester77

star-pants wrote: »

Although - you have to take into consideration if the persons been drinking or not. The ref in the other thread, the guy was fairly drunk.
I've personally never fallen asleep til after

Well, we are talking about the brothers here, so there will always be drink involved

Caveat

jester77 wrote: »

quite a few of us men have fallen asleep whilst having sex.

wow...honestly can't understand that. I never have - not even nearly.

ever had the wimmin fall asleep during sex?

As above - always thought this was a tv land myth - does it actually happen?

biko

Never fell asleep during sex, that's just crazy. Did it actually happen to anyone?

Cathmandooo

Caveat wrote: »

As above - always thought this was a tv land myth - does it actually happen?

yes

yaynay

Cathooo wrote: »

yes

Ellobrate...

po0k

*snore*

Cathmandooo

It was with the ex a few years ago, both lots of drink on board, plus nearing the end of the relationship, just briefly fell asleep, very briefly!

yaynay

Cathooo wrote: »

It was with the ex a few years ago, both lots of drink on board, plus nearing the end of the relationship, just briefly fell asleep, very briefly!

Did he notice? or even care for that matter?

jester77

biko wrote: »

Never fell asleep during sex, that's just crazy. Did it actually happen to anyone?

It happens alright. You're on top, drunk and getting tired, lower down on to your arms, they start to get heavy, down onto your elbows, they eventually can't take the strain, you are now lying on top of her with with your arms wrapped around her, head starts to get heavy, can't take any more, it buries itself into the pillow, the body slows down and.... zzzzzz

monkeyfudge

No... never sleep... but I've had crying a few times and that really freaks me out.

Cathmandooo

yaynay wrote: »

Did he notice? or even care for that matter?

He did but I blagged my way round it, he didnt mention it again, he probably forgot. He wasn't good at handling the old drink anyway.

star-pants

jester77 wrote: »

It happens alright. You're on top, drunk and getting tired, lower down on to your arms, they start to get heavy, down onto your elbows, they eventually can't take the strain, you are now lying on top of her with with your arms wrapped around her, head starts to get heavy, can't take any more, it buries itself into the pillow, the body slows down and.... zzzzzz

well - if the guys drunk and she's on top - I'd say that it's more likely to fall asleep cuz you're(the guy) lyin down and comfy

AckwelFoley

i can rarely tell, with the duck tape on her mouth and the bag over her head.

watna

monkeyfudge wrote: »

No... never sleep... but I've had crying a few times and that really freaks me out.

What did you do to them to make them cry? Are you that good?! :eek:

monkeyfudge

watna wrote: »

What did you do to them to make them cry? Are you that good?! :eek:

Eh... It was with one girlfriend I was in a long distance relationship with.. usually when we got together after having not seen each other for a while...

So I guess they were happy tears... still freaked me out though and put me off right away as it made feel like a rapist.

layke

Dude, there's a reason MF called his penis Agoniser.

Latchy

They wouldent ....er' i mean she wouldent dare fall asleep .....

monkeyfudge

layke wrote: »

Dude, there's a reason MF called his penis Agoniser.

It's called "The Falcon Project" actually!

tallaght01

When I was living in Glasgow, one of the boys from back home was over visiting me. We were in a club, and he picked up this total bogey bird and went back to hers.

He turns up at my place the next morning. "Did you get a rattle?".

"yeah but she fell asleep halfway through....finished her off anyway"

as if it was the most normal thing in the world lol

John Mason

but seriously guys, if the bird fell asleep, would you keep going?

citytillidie

To IB question no i would stop

However I have never had that happen to me

Caveat

irishbird wrote: »

but seriously guys, if the bird fell asleep, would you keep going?

Oh yeah!

Perfect opportunity to...er...do things

watna

I think most men would definitely keep going if the woman fell asleep. As was said aboe you could "do things". Also, I'm sure every woman here has had their OH come stumbling in on a night out and woken you up for "things" at some stage! You guys dob't care that we're asleep!

admiralofthefleet

no never. the smell of my farts keeps them fully alert

Latchy

Dont necrophilacs do it as a hobby and maybe also do it better ?

Google has a sleepy fetish community he he

watna

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

no never. the smell of my farts keeps them fully alert

God, I'm so hot for you right now! :D

yaynay

irishbird wrote: »

but seriously guys, if the bird fell asleep, would you keep going?

Depends on whether it's a one-night stand or a relationship. One-night stand I would keep going. In a relationship I would stop, although there wouldn't be the need because I'm too good

admiralofthefleet

watna wrote: »

God, I'm so hot for you right now! :D

A/S/L

Tom Dunne

admiralofthefleet wrote:

A/S/L

Way out of your league, pal.

Coming to this thread a bit late (no pun intended), but I am of the firm opinion that if the wimmins are falling asleep during the horizontal mambo then you really have to take a step back and re-assess your technique.

There is something fundamentally wrong.

smashey

Mrs. smashey is unable to sleep for up to six hours afterwards, as she's on such a high.

_blank_

smashey wrote: »

Mrs. smashey is unable to sleep for up to six hours afterwards, as she's on such a high.

I know:D

johnnyskeleton

jester77 wrote: »

Anyways, have any of the brothers ever had the wimmin fall asleep during sex? I don't know of anyone who has.

Technically, a woman who is alseep cannot consent to sexual intercourse. Legally consent can be withdrawn at any time, even if the man is in the final stretch. Having sex with a woman who doesn't consent, and you know she doesn't consent, is rape.

Therefore, if a woman falls asleep while you are shagging her and you are aware of this, you are legally raping her. So whatever you do, if she does fall asleep, when she wakes up the next morning, don't tell her that you carried on without her.

johnnyskeleton

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Coming to this thread a bit late (no pun intended), but I am of the firm opinion that if the wimmins are falling asleep during the horizontal mambo then you really have to take a step back and re-assess your technique.

There is something fundamentally wrong.

Is there such a thing as anti-rohipnol or some very potent stay-alert drug that you can spike a girl's drink with to keep em active (keem em wriggling) with? It would probably mean that the women don't get to sleep that night, but it means that those men can keep on believe in their studliness (which I think you'll agree is much more important than a woman's petty concerns about being drugged and being very tired the next day).

Stky10

Yeah it happened to me:eek:

We'd both had about 10 pints of wifebeater though, and it was round no.3 (and about 3am), and I was having difficulty "completing the course", so I wasn't too bothered about it really. In fact you might say it was almost a relief.

Of course, being the gentleman that I am, I still take the pi$$ out of her about it to this day...

smashey

DesF wrote: »

I know:D

Bastid.

Stky10 wrote: »

In fact you might say it was hand relief.

Fixed that.

feylya

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Eh... It was with one girlfriend I was in a long distance relationship with.. usually when we got together after having not seen each other for a while...

So I guess they were happy tears... still freaked me out though and put me off right away as it made feel like a rapist.

At least you weren't called a vanilla rapist!