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Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo

  • 11-01-2008 12:51pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭


    Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.

    "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
    "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.

    A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
    "That, son, is the elephant's penis."
    "Mummy said it was nothing."

    "Your mother's spoiled, Son!"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,143 ✭✭✭flanzer


    Good'un! Have some shiny pointy thingeys.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


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