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Masterbation problem

  • 10-01-2008 4:40pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭


    Hello there

    Question for the gents....You know the way if you have masterbated too frequently in a short space of time...the last time you cum almost stings and the cum doesn't shoot out,more like oozes out


    Bascially for the last week,i am having that problem even if i wait a day or two to masterbate.Has anybody had this kinda problem before?

    Any responses appreciated


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭thewing


    Never - go to doc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    If this is new issue for you - GP
    Never happened to me anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 170 ✭✭Buzz Buzz


    Never had that issue.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    it's known as "shooting salt".

    Give it a break for a few days, let the stores replenish themselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭badabing106


    tbh wrote: »
    it's known as "shooting salt".

    Give it a break for a few days, let the stores replenish themselves.

    Thats what im going to do,then gp next week if things don't improve i guess...:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 paul_ire57


    lucky its not shooting pepper :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Im familiar with it. Most masturbation issues are usually remedied with a few days break. 3 days ought to do it. If not go for 3 more. Then consult a physician if it carries on any longer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭thewing


    paul_ire57 wrote: »
    lucky its not shooting pepper :)

    OR that it looks like a pepper shaker...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    paulire57 and the wing: on topic please


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 179 ✭✭mrDuke


    i never shoot, mine only ever oozes, is that an issue? how do i make it shoot, lol. i never knew this was a problem till i read this


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    Never ever heard of it, ever. Perhaps give it a miss for a while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭McSween


    mrDuke wrote: »
    i never shoot, mine only ever oozes, is that an issue? how do i make it shoot, lol. i never knew this was a problem till i read this

    Nor mine, I do it too often. Have calmed down a bit of late though. A break of about 2 or 3 days and good vinegar strokes should see a shot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    The semen stings or the penis/prostate stings??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Just give it up for a few days. At least 3. You'll be taking out windows in the house after about 5 days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭hungryhippo


    mrDuke wrote: »
    i never shoot, mine only ever oozes, is that an issue? how do i make it shoot, lol. i never knew this was a problem till i read this


    How do you get the "money shot"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    mrDuke wrote: »
    i never shoot, mine only ever oozes, is that an issue? how do i make it shoot, lol. i never knew this was a problem till i read this

    Some men actually don't "shoot", this oozing thing is perfectly normal afaik.
    How do you get the "money shot"?

    What, like in pr0n?

    A money shot is cumming in the girls face, yeah.

    Well, first you need a willing girl. Good luck finding one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭thewing


    There's a muscle you can squeeze(can't remember name) as your about to blow - the longer you hold the faster you'll shoot. Takes practice.

    @OP - pack it in, but maybe go see doc anyway, just to make sure you've not done permanent damage.

    @Marksie - sorry, saw my oppurtunity and went for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I doubt its permanent damage: he's young yet. We're built tough :) I've experienced worse side effects to be fair (god I thought I was going to die :p)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭slemons


    Dude, dont masterbate so often. Once a week at most. It can mentally stop you going out meeting girls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    slemons wrote: »
    Dude, dont masterbate so often. Once a week at most. It can mentally stop you going out meeting girls

    Oh sure just let your brain get taken over by a military dicktatorship. The worst things can happen when youre an overly horny bastard :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭slemons


    Well ok, maybe more often than once per week, but it is a fine line. Definitely dont overdo it. At the moment you're over doing it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 paul_ire57


    Marksie wrote: »
    paulire57 and the wing: on topic please

    Sorry Marksie, couldnt resist it, just trying to bring a little humour to a difficult subject


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,026 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I knew a guy with the same problem.
    He got very drunk and told me about it.Awkward I know but anyway.


    Give it a rest for a couple of days. That'll do the trick. Your putting too much strain on your poor old todger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭odarallo


    recomend seeing a doc, never happened to me.

    Quick question do you have a pee before you **** this can cause a slight iritation. Go see a doc though if it continues

    Oda x


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    thewing wrote: »
    There's a muscle you can squeeze(can't remember name) as your about to blow - the longer you hold the faster you'll shoot. Takes practice.

    They're called pubo-coccygeal(That has to be the wrong spelling!) muscles. You can excercise them by stopping your pee then holding for 30 seconds then starting again etc...

    Also works for women, if they excercise these muscles they can "clench" their vagina...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,568 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    Never had that issue.
    Never had that tissue...sorry, issue either.

    Give yourself a week off OP. If the problem continues then consult your GP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 DinosaursAttack


    this happened me a few times if i beat off more then 5 or 6 times a day. so leave it alone for a few days and you should be good, but like the others said if its still sore go to the doctor y0. most of the time when i want a mellow **** it just oozes out anyways. thats pretty chill.

    also i can control how far it goes and stuff by how fast i beat off and trying to hold it back with the clenching and all, i used to try and fire it into bottle caps at different distences was a mad laugh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    Noobie wrote: »
    They're called pubo-coccygeal(That has to be the wrong spelling!) muscles. You can excercise them by stopping your pee then holding for 30 seconds then starting again etc...

    Better to condition the muscle first. Going for 30secs at a shot straight away will strain it.

    Squeeze gently and slowly while breathing in, relax while breathing out. Do this 30 times a day.

    Work up to holding for a few seconds then releasing.

    Best to do its slowly and consciously.
    you can pretty much do it anywhere too, at your desk, in teh shopping que, stuck in traffic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Marksie wrote: »
    Better to condition the muscle first. Going for 30secs at a shot straight away will strain it.

    Squeeze gently and slowly while breathing in, relax while breathing out. Do this 30 times a day.

    Work up to holding for a few seconds then releasing.

    Best to do its slowly and consciously.
    you can pretty much do it anywhere too, at your desk, in teh shopping que, stuck in traffic.

    so thats what that is ... hell ive been doing that since i was a kid because i thought it was funny :p we are talking about that muscle that stops your flow and makes your dong twitch right?


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