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Beyonce

Homer · 2008-01-10 10:42:26

It was reported last night that Beyonce is, in fact, the love child of the late great presenter of 'Record Breakers', Roy Castle. A spokesperson from Beyonce's record company has said that she is pleased by the discovery, but will not be taking her newly discovered father's surname!

10-01-2008 10:42am

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Homer

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It was reported last night that Beyonce is, in fact, the love child of the late great presenter of 'Record Breakers', Roy Castle.

A spokesperson from Beyonce's record company has said that she is pleased by the discovery, but will not be taking her newly
discovered father's surname!

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#2 10-01-2008 12:03pm

whiskeyman

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Wow!!

Give that man a 'poster of the year' award!!!

Top notch as always. Where the hell do you get them?

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#3 10-01-2008 12:24pm

flanzer

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So stupid, yet so funny :D

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#4 10-01-2008 12:27pm

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ROFL

Nice one!

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#5 10-01-2008 1:27pm

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i dont get it :S

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#6 10-01-2008 1:40pm

dak

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unreggd wrote: »

i dont get it :S

Beyonce Castle.............say it quick !

Excellent.........Stars!

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#7 10-01-2008 11:47pm

rocky25

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There's an actual Castle in Scotland, which was bought by Roy Castle many years ago, as you guessed he called it "Roy Castle"

It was broken into only last week and all of the contents stolen.

Hard to imagine somebody that someone would "Rob Roy Castle":rolleyes:

Exit
Stage Left
Right even

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#8 11-01-2008 11:24am

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Bravo / clap clap clap.

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#9 11-01-2008 11:46am

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hahahahahaahahaha......love it, well done :D:D

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