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chuck norris or steven seagal

timetogetfit · 2008-01-07 23:53:38

If both of these guys were to fight each other in there prime , who would win?

07-01-2008 11:53pm

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If both of these guys were to fight each other in there prime , who would win?

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#2 07-01-2008 11:59pm

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Ah.... it's gotta' be the Chuckster. :D Facial hair like that you can't go wrong.

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#3 08-01-2008 12:43am

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Chuck would batter him, no doubt. Good kickboxing and grappling.

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#4 08-01-2008 12:54am

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Chuck would chuck the chuck out of him.

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#5 08-01-2008 1:43am

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the irresistable beard meets the immovable blobject!!!

chuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzY0GlQjlP0
seagal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0NIrzb2CVo

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#6 08-01-2008 1:49am

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If you doubt Chuck Norris he will end you

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#7 08-01-2008 1:51am

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In all fairness Steven Seigel was as slow as a wet week!!!

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#8 08-01-2008 7:56am

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Seagal did beat up Randy Coutoure,so I am not so sure.:D

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#9 08-01-2008 9:18am

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Segal has a huge weight advantage. But chuck would chuck that chump.

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#10 08-01-2008 10:12am

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Chuck would eat his kids after beating him up!

Rush Boxing club and Rush Martial Arts head coach.

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#11 08-01-2008 1:42pm

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Oh you're all soooo dead when the Seagull sees this. I'll do you all a favour and not tell him, but thats gonna be hard cos he can read thoughts too.

Best of luck lads.

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#12 08-01-2008 3:18pm

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Steven Segal no problem. He had cooler movies than Norris and he does hapkido which is way cooler than karate. Segal by finger, arm and then neck twist.

edit: I was watching the New Hampshire prelims for the American presidency and as Mike Huckabee was making a speech, Norris was standing right behind him on the podium grinning. Bodyguard maybe? Either way it's a strange sort of celebrity endorsement.

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#13 08-01-2008 3:30pm

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Chuck norris, and here's why:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/family-guy-chuck-norris-p1.php

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#14 08-01-2008 3:59pm

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Valmont wrote: »

Steven Segal no problem. He had cooler movies than Norris and he does hapkido which is way cooler than karate. Segal by finger, arm and then neck twist.

I thought Segal did Aikido... rewinds to opening scenes in 'Nico'... described as 6th dan Aikido... teaching in Japan

If you like your MA films, check out 'the challenge' 1982, Segal was the MA co-ordinator on that film...starring Scott Glenn

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#15 08-01-2008 4:13pm

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Mark Hamill wrote: »

Chuck norris, and here's why:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/family-guy-chuck-norris-p1.php

Haha. Class.

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#16 08-01-2008 4:15pm

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Valmont wrote: »

edit: I was watching the New Hampshire prelims for the American presidency and as Mike Huckabee was making a speech, Norris was standing right behind him on the podium grinning. Bodyguard maybe? Either way it's a strange sort of celebrity endorsement.

It gets stranger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

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#17 08-01-2008 5:48pm

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Damo W wrote: »

I thought Segal did Aikido... rewinds to opening scenes in 'Nico'... described as 6th dan Aikido... teaching in Japan

That's what i heard too. According to "himself" he wad the first westerner to be allowed to open an Akido Dojo in Japan (and that he has a 6th degree).

Still think Chuckles would open him up like a tin of sardines.

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#18 08-01-2008 7:31pm

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my mistake. I assumed it was hapkido from all the joint locks and bone breaking.

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#19 08-01-2008 7:33pm

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Barry.Commins wrote: »

It gets stranger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

That is the strangest thing I have ever seen.

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#20 08-01-2008 7:34pm

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seemingly it's Aiki-Jutsu...different form of Aikido.

he achieved 4th dan by his own merit, the other two were well....pish...think his wife's dad had/has a huge school in Japan.

seagull for me tho!

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#21 09-01-2008 11:57am

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The Chuck Norris of today, well past his prime would smoke seagal!!

Come on people, Actual competitor, ye I know its sport Karate but its what they had at the time. Black Belt in BJJ.

Versus Akido? Done by a fat out of shape randomer.

Peace

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#22 09-01-2008 12:47pm

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dunkamania wrote: »

Seagal did beat up Randy Coutoure,so I am not so sure.:D

Since Randy was mentioned, I thought I'd post this, Randy Couture Chokes Out Chick.....

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=54810869

Fatty Seagull v the Chuckster, I suppose if Fatty fell from a 3rd story widow on top of him, he might get the better of the Chuckster.

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#23 09-01-2008 1:17pm

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Valmont wrote: »

Steven Segal no problem. He had cooler movies than Norris

Eh Delta Force!!!

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#24 09-01-2008 3:17pm

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Killme00 wrote: »

Eh Delta Force!!!

And that concludes that argument tbh. Didn't even need to mention Bruce Lee.

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