Chris de Burgh healed my withered arm claims author

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23372106-details/Chris+de+Burgh+healed+my+withered+arm+claims+author/article.do

an author has stepped forward claiming she is living proof that singer Chris De Burgh can work miracles.

According to Marisa Mackle, 33, De Burgh healed her arm, which was paralysed after an accident, simply by laying his hand on different areas of it.

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Earlier this month De Burgh caused controversy after declaring he could perform miracles like Jesus.

In an interview with Gloria Hunniford on BBC1's Heaven and Earth show, he revealed he had healed a man who was unable to walk.

Jesus Wept

Chris De Burger touched my special area. :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcWspfgk9c8

*sways
*pukes
*sways more


Edit: Listen to how he says 'dance'. I want to punch him in the face for that alone, let alone the rest of the song.

Matt Holck

33

I feel better

Dizzyblonde

I don't believe it, sure if Chris de Burgh could perform miracles then he'd have made himself taller and good-looking!!!

And yer wan Marise Mackle will do anything for a bit of attention from a man - even a creep like him.

Donegal Lass

i hate that man with a burning passion!:mad:

Archeron

Dizzyblonde wrote: »

I don't believe it, sure if Chris de Burgh could perform miracles then he'd have made himself taller and good-looking!!!

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He was given his powers by the smurfs to try and battle the evil Gargamel. To them, he IS tall and good looking.

Jack Sheehan

This will immediately be followed up with 'Chris de burgh had my lovechild' 'chris de burd is an alien' and inevitably 'chris de burgh ate my baby' stories.

RobbieTheRobber

so so cynical chris the burgh is in fact the second coming of christ

Dizzyblonde

This should be moved to the Conspiracy Theories forum, because I think he's one of those Lizard People who are trying to take over the world. You can tell by the set of his eyebrows - and his spawn - sorry, daughter, Rosanna has the very same ones.

He's using his 'gift' as a healer to infiltrate the higher echelons of our society (ok, I know Marisa Mackle isn't very important but maybe he thinks so).

randylonghorn

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

so so cynical chris the burgh is in fact the second coming of christ

Must have been a drunken dribble of one, so ...

Fulton Crown

No No Christ WAS on the cross - Cris De Freekin Burge has US all on the cross - Chris is to charisma as Bertie is to elocution eh eh - isn't dat rite ?