Valentine cards

dak

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

Karoma

for the joke.

for a Valentine's Day themed joke. Too soon, damnit. ¬_¬

rocky25

:)Good one Dak:)

A timely reminder to start saving for Valentine Pressie:rolleyes:

MistressPandora

Yes, you all save up for that generic holiday. (Pfft :P)
Good one dak!

rocky25

Here’s an early Valentine verse, and if you have any of your own post them here.
Let’s see how many we get?


I stood beneath your balcony,
A Rose between my teeth,
I threw you up the rose,
Ant you threw back my teeth.

:)Actually written by Tommy Cooper:)

MistressPandora

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Badger badger badger,
Badger, mushroom.