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Best Seinfeld Moment Ever...

Armin_Tamzarian · 2008-01-06 21:46:52

What do you think is the best / funniest scene from any Seinfeld episode? Mine is probably the bit in 'The Marine Biologist' where George is telling Jerry and Kramer about saving the whale... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdgqPf9meu4&feature=related

06-01-2008 9:46pm

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What do you think is the best / funniest scene from any Seinfeld episode?

Mine is probably the bit in 'The Marine Biologist' where George is telling Jerry and Kramer about saving the whale...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdgqPf9meu4&feature=related

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#2 06-01-2008 9:50pm

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There's a forum

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=156

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#3 06-01-2008 9:51pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwinnODU0yo

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#4 06-01-2008 9:55pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAUP1wsmqUU

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#5 06-01-2008 9:56pm

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Class, though every scene with Newman is brilliant...

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#6 06-01-2008 9:58pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hllDWSbuDsQ

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#7 06-01-2008 10:33pm

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#8 07-01-2008 3:35am

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Anything with George.

But my all time favourite, the bit where he scoffs the éclair from the top of the bin, and then proceeds to justify it.

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#9 07-01-2008 4:50pm

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I'm too lazy to check thru my DVD collection --- but theres an episode where Elaine and someone else are crying in the Cafe and Elaine passes Seinfeld a handkerchief --- which he proceeds to dab across his ketchup stained mouth.

The inhumanity of the man is hilarious. Larry David prob wrote that gag.

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#10 08-01-2008 2:13pm

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The scene where Kramer and Georges Dad are playing pool in a tiny room.
Genius.

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#11 08-01-2008 2:31pm

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Wasn't the Maestro in there too?

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#12 08-01-2008 8:38pm

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Here's mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zePQavforA

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#13 09-01-2008 5:17pm

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Mr. Bookman is hilarious.
One of my favourite moments is in the contest when Kramer comes in, slams his money down and says "I'm out."

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#14 09-01-2008 5:38pm

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I think it moved?:D

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=61aQCQy5e6M&feature=related

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#15 09-01-2008 8:18pm

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Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

What do you think is the best / funniest scene from any Seinfeld episode?

Mine is probably the bit in 'The Marine Biologist' where George is telling Jerry and Kramer about saving the whale...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdgqPf9meu4&feature=related

you bastard.

you stole my moment

EDIT: thats not the speech! You FAIL.

George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
[George reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball]
Kramer: What is that, a Titleist?
[George Nods]
Kramer: A hole in one, huh?

sadly reading it does the actual clip no justice - it has none of Jason Alexander's talent.

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#16 09-01-2008 10:12pm

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Yeah, the best bit of his clearly rehearsed story is when he says
"The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli"...

And Jerry and Kramer looks give each other a look as if to say WTF is he on about...

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#17 10-01-2008 1:05am

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Mr Thomasulo wants to play dirty.... well theres nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil

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#18 10-01-2008 2:53pm

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One of Kramer's finest moments:

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#19 10-01-2008 2:59pm

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It's got to be George in "The Boyfriend, Part 1", storming out of the bathroom in Jerry's flat with his pants around his ankles, before falling to the floor in desperation -- funniest tv ever.

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#20 11-01-2008 2:17am

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Pigman II wrote: »

Wasn't the Maestro in there too?

He sure was .:D
Kramer uses his wand as a cue.So funny.

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#21 11-01-2008 2:21am

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It has to be when George was suduced by some woman and then was robbed clothes and all !!:D

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#22 11-01-2008 8:34pm

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So many great moments in it, I'm actually surprised there are so few clips floating around, couldn't find most of them I looked for, anyone know a good site to see clips on?

Anyways two of my favourites are: (not the same without the clips though)

Elaine getting pissed of with your woman who keeps going on about her fiance, and she goes "ohh i've lost my fiance, the poor baby." So Elaine leans over to her and goes "Maybe the dingo ate your baby" Woman: "what?". Elaine: "The dingo ate your baybeee!!!" and then she sits back looking so chuffed with herself.

Kramer: I've made an important life decision.

Jerry: Lets talk about that.

George: Don't leave (George slams the door)

Kramer: Aw right. I know I've been shooting off at the mouth lately; First with that girl whose life you destroyed and.. emm...about George dating a lady Jerry

George: What's the decision?

Kramer: I know you want me to keep my big mouth shut and that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm never gonna talk again.

Jerry: Yeah right.

Kramer: What do I need to talk for.. ha! , For to blab to the neighbors about how George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend? See now , I've done all that.....Now it's time for silence.

George: Silence YES!!

Jerry; Kramer you're never gonna be able to completely stop talking.

Kramer: Jerry, ninety four percent of communications is non-verbal. Here watch.

Kramer does mimics but you can make out somebody angry saying "What are you talking about, twice and then some crying)

Jerry: Well what does this mean?

Kramer: Well it's Frank and Estelle's reaction on hearing about George's man love towards the she-Jerry.

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#23 12-01-2008 3:40am

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slipss wrote: »

So many great moments in it, I'm actually surprised there are so few clips floating around, couldn't find most of them I looked for, anyone know a good site to see clips on?

Anyways two of my favourites are: (not the same without the clips though)

Elaine getting pissed of with your woman who keeps going on about her fiance, and she goes "ohh i've lost my fiance, the poor baby." So Elaine leans over to her and goes "Maybe the dingo ate your baby" Woman: "what?". Elaine: "The dingo ate your baybeee!!!" and then she sits back looking so chuffed with herself

Found it. Actually saw it a few months ago and managed to dig it up again. So true about some women who can't shut up about their partners.:D

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=5u324c5Oi5M

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