Thus explodes another New Years resolution.

Archeron

So I said to myself, no more beer for at least a month!
Cut down on takeaways and get rid of that belly insulation!

And since New Years day, it was going so good. But yet, on the way home tonight, the thought of a cold beer almost made me cry with longing.
So here I am, with my first three beers (its important to take enough for a decent period of time, bollix if I'm going back to the fridge in the next 20 minutes) and a bag of onion rings and a battered sausage and a battered burger coagulating in the kitchen for when I am drunk enough to eat them.

Oh beer and evil food, you are a vile temptress, but I think I love you anyway.

Heres to another BGRH year. (gulp gulp gulp)

Pj!

I have similiar resolutions mate, have em kept so far and hope to for a while. The bellys fine but not sure about the moobs! Get rid of them and i'll be happy.

But trust me you are the happier man tonight.
Damn You!

Archeron

Did i mention the part about the beer being really cold?

(sorry thats just evil, gulp gulp gulp).

Pj!

Bastard! Wouldn't mind the battered burger. Hope you got chips though. Seriously you need chips. Heaps of vinegar, nice bit of salt, kinda mushy......

...sorry just dreaming here.

crosstownk

My 'no beer' resolution lasted less than 15 hours. It was a struggle.

patrickc

thats why hardly anyone makes resolutions anymore..

this heineken is lovely forky, want one? theres one sitting in the bar for you?

Pj!

patrickc wrote: »

thats why hardly anyone makes resolutions anymore..

this heineken is lovely forky, want one? theres one sitting in the bar for you?

Feck off. Tomorrow is the night i'll really struggle though.

I'm off to bed (sober and not full of chips and chocolate(stupid resolution).

patrickc

its only a resolution breaki it FFS. coming into bgrh wouldnt help either an alcohol fueled forum

Archeron

patrickc wrote: »

its only a resolution breaki it FFS. coming into bgrh wouldnt help either an alcohol fueled forum

Thats true. Break it Forky, breeeeaaaakkkkk iiiiittttt.........

Edit. I'm a bastard.

Pj!

No! Can't break it my first weekend. Although there is still christmas beer and chocolates around the house...

Probably should have finished those first... Damn they are tempting.


(I may update later with changes to my resolution.)

barneysplash

Well it is very important to recycle Aluminium.

It takes an enormous amount of electricty to produce new Aluminium.

There was a feature on the Radio on Friday about how
you can recycle beer cans and takeaway containers and help
the enviornment.

Don't feel too bad if you fail on one resolution, the evidence of your failure
can be recycled to make more beer cans and takeaway containers.
The circle of life, you might say.

Mint Sauce

less takeaways, but really want to order a pizza right now

Pj!

barneysplash wrote: »

Well it is very important to recycle Aluminium.

It takes an enormous amount of electricty to produce new Aluminium.

There was a feature on the Radio on Friday about how
you can recycle beer cans and takeaway containers and help
the enviornment.

Don't feel too bad if you fail on one resolution, the evidence of your failure
can be recycled to make more beer cans and takeaway containers.
The circle of life, you might say.

Recycle my arse (watching The Royle Family).
Sitting in of a Saturday night here, hungry and bored.

Wouldn't mind some of that pizza irish-stew. Did ya get it?

Mint Sauce

Forky wrote: »

Recycle my arse (watching The Royle Family).
Sitting in of a Saturday night here, hungry and bored.

Wouldn't mind some of that pizza irish-stew. Did ya get it?

i did, just starting last slice now

Pj!

Damn you!

Oh but its ok, I had an orange. :rolleyes:

J.S. Pill

I swore I'd never go to a party ever again but as I was going to bed at 7 this morning and setting my alarm for two I thought to myself: yeah, I should really never go to a party ever again