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Missing: Since Friday Night

  • 31-12-2007 12:33PM
    #1
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭


    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=54192242&postcount=806

    Has anyone seen this person?

    He answers to the name DesF. He was last seen in the vicinity of Messr Maguires. He was apparent out on the beer with people from the internet.

    He hasn’t been heard from since.

    He friends and family are looking for any information and would also like to warn people of the dangerous of meeting up with the interest people. These are clearly a dangerous group of people. They appear to all friend and like to buy each other virtual pints but in reality they are just trying to get you to try rusty.

    There are unconfirmed reports, of the use of aprons, condensed milk, goats and red tights

    You have been warned


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  • #2
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    irishbird wrote: »
    He answers to the name DesF. He was last seen in the vicinity of Messr Maguires. He was apparent out on the beer with people from the internet.

    OMG! People from the internet? They probably kidnapped him for teh secks. The Sunday World will have a field day.
    irishbird wrote: »
    There are unconfirmed reports, of the use of aprons, condensed milk, goats and red tights

    Don't forget the fried eggs.


  • #3
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    tom dunne wrote: »

    Don't forget the fried eggs.

    OMG, i forgot about them LOL :eek:


  • #4
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭trout


    Note to self: Never go to a BGRH beers again. These people are not your friends. :rolleyes:


  • #5
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    trout wrote: »
    Note to self: Never go to a BGRH beers again. These people are not your friends. :rolleyes:

    Everybody is your friend on the internet.


  • #6
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    tom dunne wrote: »
    Everybody is your friend on the internet.

    you changed your photo LOL

    they may be your friend on the internet but when the real world and the internet world collide, thats when the problems start :eek:


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  • #7
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭trout


    tom dunne wrote: »
    Everybody is your friend on the internet.

    Oh yeah. Love the new avatar ... wonder where you got that idea ?



    I have some very interesting pics on my phone ... which I have been saving for that special occasion. Must dig them out today ;)


  • #8
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    trout wrote: »
    Oh yeah. Love the new avatar ... wonder where you got that idea ?



    I have some very interesting pics on my phone ... which I have been saving for that special occasion. Must dig them out today ;)

    oh,who has the photo of Mrs. Trout? Was that DesF, may be that's why he went missing ?


  • #9
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    irishbird wrote: »
    Was that DesF, may be that's why he went missing ?

    Ah, it's all becoming clear now.

    Brother Trout had a "photo shoot" with DesF. The shoot didn't go quite so well and now DesF is missing.

    The plot thickens.


  • #10
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭trout


    irishbird wrote: »
    oh,who has the photo of Mrs. Trout? Was that DesF, may be that's why he went missing ?

    One word.

    Cans.

    That is all. :cool:


  • #11
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    wtf?


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  • #12
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    DesF wrote: »
    wtf?

    OMFG! Trout has hijacked DesF's account!


  • #13
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    tom dunne wrote: »
    OMFG! Trout has hijacked DesF's account!

    damn these pesky internet people


  • #14
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭trout


    DesF wrote: »
    wtf?

    A summary:

    The wimmins attempted to take over the bar this morning, and were talking of herbs, spices, flowers and burning pallets. This was clearly a trap to lure in unsuspecting brothers.

    Brother trout, attempting to ditch his unfair tag of "apron fetishist" tried gamely to develop a fetish for red haired ladies wearing red tights ... this has failed, and bizzarely resulted in brother trout now carrying a tag of "goat fetishist". I sense this one will unfold.

    In other news, Brother Tom Dunne has STOLEN my fried egg face avatar.

    Brother DarkJager has opted to resurrect his career as an Agony Uncle, and Brother DesF has also been resurrected, from whence we can not tell.

    Finally, the interet is full of weirdness. :cool:


  • #15
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    trout wrote: »
    I sense this one will unfold.

    Unfold? Wildfire springs to mind.
    trout wrote: »
    In other news, Brother Tom Dunne has STOLEN my fried egg face avatar.

    Normal service has been resumed.
    trout wrote: »
    Finally, the interet is full of weirdness. :cool:

    It's a beautiful place, full of beautiful people. It's only when the internet meets the Real World things get goaty, sorry, interesting.


  • #16
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    that was a wonderful summary - maybe you could a BG+RH run up every week? for those people who cant read all the posts and the need to catch up ?


  • #17
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Good idea IB, I often feel very lost and confused when I come back to BGRH after a few days away!!! :D


  • #18
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Good idea IB, I often feel very lost and confused when I come back to BGRH after a few days away!!! :D

    yes, i think it is a great idea. now all we have to do is convince trout, now where are those photos from friday, a bit of good blackmailing never did anyone any harm mawhaha ha


  • #19
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I have photos... but they're mostly of vibrating cock rings and me cradling a monkey and a finger of fudge.


  • #20
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭trout


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    I have photos... but they're mostly of vibrating cock rings and me cradling a monkey and a finger of fudge.

    *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* :eek:


  • #21
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    I have photos... but they're mostly of vibrating cock rings and me cradling a monkey and a finger of fudge.

    LOL, didnt brother admiral disappear with one of them?


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  • #22
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I managed to hold on to one of them anyway.

    A man can do some remarkable things with a finger of fudge and a vibrating cock ring.


  • #23
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    irishbird wrote: »
    LOL, didnt brother admiral disappear with one of them?

    I thought DesF did.

    Ah, that explains it all - vibrating cockring, finger of fudge, goes missing for a day. It all makes.....em.....sense.:confused:


  • #24
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,368 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    WTF has been going on here today. Did somebody slip some hallucinogenics into the beer or something?


  • #25
    pid()
    Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭pid()


    Who said that.


  • #26
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    zaph wrote: »
    WTF has been going on here today. Did somebody slip some hallucinogenics into the beer or something?

    it cos there was no-one here to control me and star pants and we kinda got excited ;)


  • #27
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    You got kinda excited when I was missing? :eek:


  • #28
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    DesF wrote: »
    You got kinda excited when I was missing? :eek:

    no, me and star-pants kinda went a bit mental and took control of the forum putting flowers all over the place and talking about recipes and stuff

    we were really worried about you being missing, i swear we were:p


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