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Funny/scarstic sayings you steal

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  • 31-12-2007 5:21am
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    lollilollilolli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭


    What are some Funny/scarstic sayings you steal from the Tv or even a mate

    I have an awful habit of it, there is two From the TV show Scrubs i use when someones boring me

    1. "Oh my god i care so little i almost passed out"
    2. "I think thats the longest ive ever zoned out when someone was talking"

    Or if a friend comes up with a piticular funny quip i steal it away and use of my own accord

    So anyone here do the same ?


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    #2
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    No, everything I say is completely original.


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    #3
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    I do like Podge and Rodge's use of the phrase "Less of a ****e I could not give".


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    cance
    Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    amacachi wrote: »
    No, everything I say is completely original.

    .


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    kev_s88
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    from simpsons.used when someone states the obvious....

    "Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment.Go, go, for the good of the city."


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    Requiem4adream
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    sh1te sounds!

    To describe anything that's terrible. After a dodgy pizza or film, me and my mates just say "sh1te sounds"

    Coming from -

    Intermission

    "It was you, you fuc.k. you stole me motor"

    -"shouldnt have pissed on me legs man"

    "Fuc.ks sake. and my sounds, man!"

    -"sh1te sounds"


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    SUNGOD
    Registered Users Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    i have robbed " lets not turn this rape into a murder "
    used in the right situation it can be highly explosive


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    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,518 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I usually just steal all-out insults, such as 'cockfag'. As for phrases, I have robbed numerous Brasseye lines such as "cake - it's a made up drug" and "FACT".


    Also, the unforgettable "ARSECANDLE" and "F**KNUT"


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    #9
    conzy
    Subscribers Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭conzy


    when someone says something stupid you say :

    "would you like a phd with that?" :D


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    #10
    Quality
    Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    "Rioght" Said in a d 4 accent

    Go and ****e


    Yeah you and your sister!!

    Holy Moly..

    Holy Jaysus..

    And The husband says I do a great tommy cooper laugh.


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    andrew
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,368 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    yer ma

    thats what she said!

    gigidy

    i hope thats shepards pie in my knickers

    the goggles, they do nothing!

    omg shoes

    there's probably more


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "I got so bored I had an out-of-body experience"


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