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Death Clock

  • 30-12-2007 11:52am
    #1
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    With the New Year almost here I thought it would be interesting to see how many "New Years" I had left.

    Not many it seems...

    I may be AFK after Sunday July 14, 2030.

    Check your personal Death Clock here...


Comments

  • #2
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Saturday, October 6, 2057

    That'll do me.


  • #3
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    2032 for me..

    But it of course doesn't take into account my plan to transplant my brain into the body of a shark with bionic legs and arms in 2019.


  • #4
    jd83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭jd83


    25th of feb 2069 woohoo!


  • #5
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    2nd of January, 2008.


  • #6
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    WindSock wrote: »
    2nd of January, 2008.

    Someone needs a baboon heart transplant ASAP!


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I put in that I was an overweight sadistic smoker, I died 14 years ago :eek:
    Put in the correct info 30 yrs to go (seems OK)


  • #8
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Wednesday, September 30, 2048
    Hey, that thing really works!


  • #9
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    March 12 2063


    Yeah baby


  • #10
    jd83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭jd83


    sweet im going to outlive you all!!:D


  • #11
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,709 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Wednesday, August 4, 2021. Less than 500 million seconds less to live.

    Holy ****, I better get out and get laid fast!


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  • #12
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Saturday, December 25, 2038

    I'll be 73 and three-quaters.

    Mike.


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Wednesday, June 20, 2074

    Momma always said I'd die on a Wednesday. Oh well, I better start packing....


  • #14
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    28/2/53.

    Woohoo!! I'll be nearly 93!

    I'm off to drive like a maniac up the Dublin/Wicklow mountains now.


  • #15
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    Thursday, May 22, 2070

    Yea rite! :rolleyes:


  • #16
    Huggles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Huggles


    Tuesday, February 15, 2067

    Not too shabby


  • #17
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Thursday, May 4, 2051
    75. That's old enough.


  • #18
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,476 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Friday, December 27, 2052

    Sunday, December 27, 2015 if things take a more sadistic path

    Wednesday, February 17, 2072 if things go well


  • #19
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    Tuesday, April 18, 2079

    i'll be 92 going on 93 :eek:


  • #20
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    Sunday, February 2nd, 2076.

    That'll do I suppose.


  • #21
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Grand stuff.

    Feb. 21st 2052 (I'm 42 this March).

    I'm happy with that. Hopefully I'll still be ride'm and fighting Judo :D


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  • #22
    Zzippy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,166 ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    Monday, September 11, 2073!

    I'll be ninety-feckin-eight!! :eek:

    Hope I still have my marbles, and they've improved the formula for Viagra by then... :D


  • #23
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Thursday, August 18, 2061.

    I wish :D


  • #24
    The guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    Wednesday, February 13, 2086

    I'll be 96.


  • #25
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,352 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Sunday, 25th July 2060. If I could somehow hang in for another week and a half I'd be 93. Of course that begs the question, do I really want to be 93?


  • #26
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Tuesday, November 15, 2072

    I'll be in my nineties.


    Overweight, stressed and smoking pays off.


  • #27
    hairyfish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭hairyfish


    Wednesday, December 12, 2068

    Not bad ... considering im 25...gonna cancel my life insurance...the deathclock can't be wrong surely...eh


  • #28
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Heh, I've done it twice - exact same details each time - and got different dates.


  • #29
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Yeah same here, a 10 year difference too :confused:


  • #30
    byrner88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭byrner88


    Saturday, March 18, 2062 , ill be 73


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  • #31
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Wednesday, January 15, 2059

    Not awful, all things considered.


  • #32
    Corruptedmorals
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,195 ✭✭✭Corruptedmorals


    Saturday February 25th 2090!! I'll be 102. Hmmm.


  • #33
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    6 march 2071 couple of days short of 93. tis good


  • #34
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    is that yoke still knocking around..SO 1999

    and im listening to a song with the chorus "death comes so slow"..the ironing of it


  • #35
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Friday, January 17, 2025

    Er, not too great really :/


  • #36
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    According to this, my father died 14 years after his time was up and my mother should have died in 2040 (outlive me by 8 years), but she departed us 3 years ago.


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  • #37
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Tuesday, March 18, 2081

    A couple of days short of my 95th birthday, Ya Bollix! :mad::mad:

    :D


  • #38
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Dudess wrote: »
    Heh, I've done it twice - exact same details each time - and got different dates.

    Split personality, I fvcking knew it.


  • #39
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Hee hee! It seems like a pretty accurate scientific evaluator thingy all right.


  • #40
    Colonel Sanders
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    sunday, july 26th 2054.

    Damn, I had promised to take my nephew fishing on the 27th :D


  • #41
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I put in the mother-in-law's details, it's not looking good, for me...

    Saturday, September 19 2015. :(


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  • #42
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    Im going to die on my Christmas Day aged 72 :eek:
    Thant sucks


  • #43
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Sunday, October 30, 2033 :(


  • #44
    Jello
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,739 ✭✭✭Jello


    Wednesday, December 24, 2064

    I'll be 73.


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Monday, September 29, 2059. Sometime left to accomkplish my goals. Lets see, number one on the list eradicate all those who use text speak.


  • #46
    Lemming
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,149 ✭✭✭✭Lemming


    Oh man .. a friday :-/

    Friday, December 6th, 2052

    That'll suit me (well, ask me closer the time for a revised opinion), I'll be 73.


  • #47
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    one billion seconds to go


  • #48
    brow_601
    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭brow_601


    saturday july 1st, 1962


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