The guilt

tallaght01

When I was 2 years old, I stole the baby jesus from the manger in our local church right before the xmas eve service.

I hid him under my seat.

I didn't ask for a ransom, nor was I motivated by political/religious ideology.

He was returned safe and sound, after the priest made an announcement from the altar.

About this time every year, I feel wracked with guilt for almost breaking christmas.

I'm banned from PI, and not very popular on several other fora at the moment, so i had nowhere else to turn to unburden myself at this painful time.

Thank you for listening

MagicMarker

You evil bastard.

xebec

Feel better now? You shouldn't!

Conor108

Good on ya! Head over to the Atheism forum, you'll be applauded!

Pj!

Damn you you evil bastard!!
Christmas is cancelled for me after hearing that. I'm not giving out any presents. Children will cry as a result, and it's all your fault.

Flukey

Free the Tallaght 1 (of his guilt).

We'll have a bigger job with the Conor 108.

Ruu_Old

I had an extra piece of bread at Communion when I was younger. It's not what you think, they were stuck together, I swear it! :eek:

Ruu

Ruu wrote: »

I had an extra piece of bread at Communion when I was younger. It's not what you think, they were stuck together, I swear it! :eek:

Would that count as a threesome? It being the body of christ and whatnot.

star-pants

Our baby jesus went missing for like a week or so before Christmas, he mysteriously came back Christmas eve... we suspect my brother who was only young at the time.
He also took bites out of the snowman/reindeer/santa candles we had too....

monkeyfudge

As a child I painted our baby jesus black in some sort of political statement.

tallaght01

monkeyfudge wrote: »

As a child I painted our baby jesus black in some sort of political statement.

Mate, that's beautiful

Within weeks, the apartheid regime in South Africa was on it's knees

Flukey

Not as bad as you Tallaght01, but my nephew took the donkey from the crib in his church when he was a little lad. Rustling isn't as bad as kidnapping.

Hivemind187

MUWAHAHAHAHAAH !!!

I think I really like you now Tallaght.:p

smashey

Tallaght01 snatched a baby.

Paedophile.

mikemac

You're going straight to hell :eek:

star-pants

tallaght01 wrote: »

He was returned safe and sound

that's all that matters

Mr. CooL ICE

tallaght01 wrote: »

When I was 2 years old, I stole the baby jesus from the manger in our local church right before the xmas eve service.

I hid him under my seat.

I didn't ask for a ransom, nor was I motivated by political/religious ideology.

He was returned safe and sound, after the priest made an announcement from the altar.

About this time every year, I feel wracked with guilt for almost breaking christmas.

I'm banned from PI, and not very popular on several other fora at the moment, so i had nowhere else to turn to unburden myself at this painful time.

Thank you for listening

You sure that wasn't this summer? You sure you weren't in portugal?

homah_7ft

star-pants wrote: »

Our baby jesus went missing for like a week or so before Christmas, he mysteriously came back Christmas eve... we suspect my brother who was only young at the time.
He also took bites out of the snowman/reindeer/santa candles we had too....

Maybe that was your parents. Traditionally you are not meant to have the baby figure in the crib til then.

l3LoWnA

I found a rubber toy COW in our christmas decorations box this evening - I think it's the remainder of my poor mothers attempt at a crib last year! A cow? Was there even supposed to be a cow in the crib? A friesian heifer too it is with a big udder and everything. I dunno....

faceman

tallaght01 wrote: »

When I was 2 years old, I stole the baby jesus from the manger in our local church right before the xmas eve service.

Maybe they should employ bouncers on the door of churches, we know how well ye get on!

Dord

I thought this thread was about a quilt when I saw the title

star-pants

Joe Robot wrote: »

I thought this thread was about a quilt when I saw the title

:eek: me too!!!! it looks like quilt...

Toots

lol, was reading in the paper about a manger scene in a town in California where the statues are life sized and this year they've put a GPS tracking thing on the baby Jesus, cos last year he got robbed and was never brought back!!

What's the world coming to?:D