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Do women get "enlarge your breasts" spam?

  • 20-12-2007 2:08pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭


    Seems to be none stop "add 10 inches to your flute overnight" spam emails. I am surprised at the lack of "enlarge your breasts" emails, especially as such pills are actually available.

    I thought maybe womens names on emails might get them. My email is a surname and I only get "penis spam".

    Odd that I get 1000's of them, yet not "enlarge your breasts", or "reduce your piss flaps pills" emails.

    They are missing out on 50% of a apparently good market. In most surveys you ever see you see around the same amount of women unhappy with breast size, as you would see men unhappy with penis size.

    Does anybody get these emails?

    Also does anybody have any figures on the money made from spamming, might make my own company to capture this market


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Nope, i just get penis enlargement and viaraga spam. And my email adress is my real name :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    The above was the title of an email I received recently for 'make yore dick bigger' pills.

    Edit: And it was a few days ago....bit late on the auld news they were.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Lil' Smiler


    Nope penis enlargement, viagra, rolex watches and the latest ones are about giving me free money for a casino... load of ****e!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭Stephen P


    I wish I got email for penis reducer hehe :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    rubadub wrote: »
    "reduce your piss flaps pills"

    :eek::eek:

    Large piss flaps are sexy. FACT!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    DesF wrote: »
    :eek::eek:

    Large piss flaps are sexy. FACT!

    lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Ah jaysis, I like a nice set of hangers tbh. Something to get yer tongue around.


    edit - cance, you changed your post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    DesF wrote: »
    :eek::eek:

    Large piss flaps are sexy. FACT!
    Looks like DesF is afraid his missus is reading boards again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    DesF wrote: »
    Ah jaysis, I like a nice set of hangers tbh. Something to get yer tongue around.

    misread the post mate, sorry... and i threw up a little to your response :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭muboop1


    im a dude and i get the enlarge your breast spam... i get everything...

    enlarge penis, make it thicker... and my faveourite one i get weekly titles "going bald?"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,012 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    A little less talk about what Desf likes, this could head into some disgusting areas.


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,213 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    I regularly check my spam filter for this stuff. Who writes it? :D
    • Girls don't like to get laid by baby dic'ks...
    • Stop being a loser in 2008! Increase your dik!
    And watches. Always watches. Very strange...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Women can actually use viagra during sex too....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Women can actually use viagra during sex too....

    I didn't know it worked on a 'strap on' ?? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    Women can actually use viagra during sex too....

    who cares, the woman is essentially ballast :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    thanks to gmail's spam filter i've never had to read any of those emails. but i do sometimes when i'm bored.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    I get "enlarge everything" spam but only to 1 email address and my sh!t filter sends it to my junk folder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Actual email in my gmail spam as we speak

    "Show that you're a real man deserving a real phallus! "

    Girls confess, that thin and not so long dic'ks in no way are able to please them!
    They just don't touch all sensitive spots inside female pussy sufficiently!
    By good luck, due to MegaDik it's now possible to increase the pen!s size!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27 Pappa-eat-peach


    I've never ever gotten spam. And one of my addressed is my real name too. (Does that make a difference?)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31 BOOBLESS


    As an email administrator, yes women do receive make your boobs bigger, tighten your snatch kind of emails.

    I litterly see 1000's of them a week. Spam is the devil himself. I hate it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I've never ever gotten spam.

    :eek:

    Hmmmm maybe you should post up your E-mail address here so that we can all sign you up to every bit of.... AHEM....

    I mean send you a congratulatory E-mail....
    Yesss thats it...

    <.<

    >.>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    nope, penis all the way


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I only get spam to my work email address for some reaons. It's all viagara and watches. Sometimes they're so funny I forward them on to people so we can have a laugh. At least we're getting some use out of them!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Susannahmia


    Nope I get spam off this christian carter guy giving ladies advice on how to keep their man!:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,986 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    I get all sorts - penis enlargements, breast enlargements, software, watches, viagra, virus', mail order brides, online casinos, phising bank details, the list goes on. I Only get this stuff on one email address though.

    Example:
    spam wrote:
    Ave, my dear friend!

    If you write me, you will never be betrayed. If you decide to connect with me your life, you will never be unhappy. Ukrainian women are used to appreciate family's coziness and happiness. Ukrainian men don't used to appreciate what they have and as usually they exchange their happy family life with alcohol or other bad habits or they used to find another woman. As for me I had such unhappy experience into my life, but I am not going too suffer more. As you can see I am rather pretty woman and I deserve to be happy and to know that I am appreciated, beloved, and I have my own world- it will be my future family. I will wait for your reply if my letter touches your heart, because I think that I have already found everything what I need and want to meet in man. This man is you. I will wait for your reply here
    (Link removed - russian brides)

    Looking forward to get a note from you

    Sabryn B


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 TheEx


    I get all the penis stuff, no breast enlargement stuff, and a shocking amount of come-on's on my myspace, and no there is no naked stuff or anything like that on it! (and no, I'm not posting a link ;))
    Used to get the Nigerian/Spanish money scam stuff in work, had great fun with that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31 BOOBLESS


    watna wrote: »
    I only get spam to my work email address for some reaons. It's all viagara and watches. Sometimes they're so funny I forward them on to people so we can have a laugh. At least we're getting some use out of them!

    Good man yourself, add more email address for the spammers to pick up by forwarding their junk.... Santa's little helper.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,986 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins



    That's not too bad, I get lots more than that every day


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,649 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Not with good anti-spam protection thank the gods.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭eirebhoy


    The amount of spam I've been getting recently is unreal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    thanks to gmail's spam filter i've never had to read any of those emails. but i do sometimes when i'm bored.
    My Gmail's fine too, but I get a load of crap to my work email!


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