Papa Smurf

Spud83 · 20-12-2007 2:04pm #1

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1297781,00.html.

Poor guy but hey at least his is sorted for halloween from now on.

RxQueen · 20-12-2007 2:07pm

brrrrr

Archeron · 20-12-2007 2:13pm

Thats why things should be tested on inconspicuous places first; that doesnt just apply to stain removers.

"Oh look, silver metal extract polish type stuff. I think I shall liberally apply it to my entire head, including inside the hairline, as I am confident that nothing bad will happen. And if I DO happen to change colour to a lovely shade of light blue, I'm sure I probably wont notice, nor will anyone around me".
I hope to God if I ever change color like that, someone would notice.

Reminds me of the time my Uncles hair turned nuclear green and he had to grow it out. Thats what you get for messing around with hair gels and blow dryers then getting a hairdresser to try and fix it.

The Real B-man · 20-12-2007 2:13pm

Lmfao!!! :d

aidan_walsh · 20-12-2007 2:19pm

The product is reportedly made by extracting silver from metal into water with an electrical current and it is then taken as a drink.

But the 57-year-old has said drinking the potion did not cause his skin to discolour - the change in hue happened when he rubbed he potion directly onto his face.

Huh. So you're supposed to drink the stuff, he he used it as soap.

I wonder if Benelyn would have the same effect if taken rectally? Dumbass.

cance · 20-12-2007 2:23pm

what a fúcking idiot.

Cuddlesworth · 20-12-2007 2:27pm

Does he take bookings for Stag party's. No more tying people to flag poles with a goat. See the amazing Groom duct taped to the back of a over sized smurf.

Patent Pending.

_blank_ · 20-12-2007 2:28pm

"The change was so gradual that I didn't perceive it and other people around me likewise," he said.

What?

Look at the colour of him.

To say he didn't notice is bordering in the idiotic.

What an amadán.

prendy · 20-12-2007 2:34pm

lol poor guy!

20-12-2007 2:36pm

haha, those silly americans:cool:

RxQueen · 20-12-2007 2:56pm

look at this guy :eek: :eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

20-12-2007 2:59pm

emo!! wrote: »

look at this guy :eek: :eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

Good god:eek: that is mad! "[SIZE=-1]Leaf doesn't fall far from the tree"[/SIZE] he could of been in 'lord of the rings'.

leninbenjamin · 20-12-2007 3:03pm

emo!! wrote: »

look at this guy :eek: :eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml

big mad thread about him in coll vids and links and stuff. he's refusing treatment apparently.

RxQueen · 20-12-2007 3:07pm

he's refusing treatment!!! my god that mad why would you do that:rolleyes: didnt know it was posted already I apolgise:o

GhostInTheRuins · 20-12-2007 3:12pm

What an Idiot. So his medicine didn't work so he rubbed it all over himself? Haha. That stuff doesn't even sound like something a doctor would perscribe, silver?, he must have gotten it off some crank. Tough **** boyo

leninbenjamin · 20-12-2007 3:12pm

emo!! wrote: »

he's refusing treatment!!! my god that mad why would you do that:rolleyes: didnt know it was posted already I apolgise:o

more than likely it's either his family or the freakshow owner putting pressure on him not too. he makes a fair bit of money for some people's by working in a travelling freakshow circus troupe thingy.

20-12-2007 3:20pm

at least they can make a living in the circus.

ScumLord · 20-12-2007 3:23pm

Other than it being blue he's skin looks lovely. No sign of dermatitis, I'd say everything worked out perfectly. Other than him being blue, dabade dabada.

Kur4mA · 20-12-2007 3:25pm

What an eejit tbh! Hmm, let me put this silver tonic potion all over my face...

_blank_ · 20-12-2007 3:25pm

ScumLord wrote: »

being blue, dabade dabada.

You. Bastard.

Maximilian · 20-12-2007 3:26pm

This is exactly why cosmetics and what not should always be tested on fluffy white bunnies.

ScumLord · 20-12-2007 3:27pm

DesF wrote: »

You. Bastard.

It's stuck in your head now isn't it.

RxQueen · 20-12-2007 3:28pm

ScumLord wrote: »

Other than it being blue he's skin looks lovely. No sign of dermatitis, I'd say everything worked out perfectly. Other than him being blue, dabade dabada.

pah hahahahahaha!:D

jameshayes · 20-12-2007 3:33pm

He looks like he is choking!

EdgarAllenPoo · 20-12-2007 4:16pm

What colour does a smurf go if you choke it? If we find out he may be able to temporarily look normal again. Him and the girlfriend could turn it into a sex game.

BOOBLESS · 20-12-2007 4:53pm

I'm blue in the face talking about this c rap.

WindSock · 20-12-2007 6:42pm

He's not a big eejit, that crap needs to come with a warning. Colloidal silver stuff is a hippy remedy thats used by some people because no bugs live on silver, apparently. It can be used anywhere on the body, but the only problem is is that it may react with your skin if you use a lot.

In argyria, silver deposited in the body reacts with the sun through a process similar to that of the development of a photographic negative. This leads to permanent discoloration of the skin. Changes may be seen in the eyes, lips, and nose as well.

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