Bertie Ahern & King Arthur - sinister connection!!

popebenny16

I was watching that film which is a good advert for Wicklow Tourism - Excallibur - last night.

Then this morning. Bertie is off to the Tribunal, also some shower are saying that the economic growth is back to 1992 levels.

It made me think. In the film when King Arthur was resplendid and all power full the country prospers. When he fell ill and lost hope the country suffered.

The King and his Kingdon were one, you see.

Is it the same with Bertie? Ever since he has been hauled before the Tribunal he has visbily declined. So has his kingdom. His round table has broken up and some are denying his friendship. His woman has departed and his most trusted and brave knight McDowell (Lancelot) has fled the confines of camelot.

So. I think we should take up the quest. We must find the Holy Grail, fill it with Bass and let him sip. I want him to fill his soul and ride forth from Camelot in time for the local elections and finght one last time on the battlefield. With his strength back our country will recover and he might impale Enda Kenny while he's at it.

I just know Cecila has his mighty sword stashed under her bed. He needs it, we all need it.

What say you, subjects?

Jesus Wept

Get a new king.

leninbenjamin

I propose the-Rigger

Jesus Wept

I humbly accept.

Pighead

Jesus Wept

KaG1888 wrote: »

Pighead

I already accepted. Get with the program.
There will be a prominent place for pighead in the administration.

Not for you though.

Well, this has taken the new AH modding down a few pegs.

I'm going to be made king. Just because I already have a crown on my tooth

Jesus Wept

Deleted User wrote: »

Well, this has taken the new AH modding down a few pegs.

I'm going to be made king. Just because I already have a crown on my tooth

You will be joining KaG188 in the gallows. Be gone.

leninbenjamin

The Gallow's haven't been built yet your highness... you took the wood so we could raise your throne by another foot remember?

could always just tie a rock to them and dump them in the river.

RobAMerc

from the thread title, I thought you were going to imply King Archie was a lying toe rag !

Jesus Wept

leninbenjamin wrote: »

The Gallow's haven't been built yet your highness... you took the wood so we could raise your throne by another foot remember?

could always just tie a rock to them and dump them in the river.

I like the cut of your jib. Make it so.

There will be many virgins waiting for you in heaven leninbenjamin.

leninbenjamin

The-Rigger wrote: »

There will be many virgins waiting for you in heaven leninbenjamin.

wait.... what? me dying wasn't part of the original bargain! they were to be fedexed!

Jesus Wept

leninbenjamin wrote: »

wait.... what? me dying wasn't part of the original bargain! they were to be fedexed!

Your commitment is lacking. You disappoint me.
Go reflect.

leninbenjamin

The-Rigger wrote: »

Your commitment is lacking. You disappoint me.
Go reflect.

i can't reflect on anything. you took all the mirrors too and put them above your bed. i'm beginning to regret this appointment.

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****!!!!

Jesus Wept

leninbenjamin wrote: »

i can't reflect on anything. you took all the mirrors too and put them above your bed. i'm beginning to regret this appointment.

edit:

****!!!!

I like to watch myself fap.

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fap fap fap

Is it weird that I'm terribly turned on by that?

Jesus Wept

It's perfectly natural.