A new apron for Trout.

smashey

Here you go Trout...

Slow Motion

I didn't know John Inman was a mason, ohhhh matron:D

Tom Dunne

Oh dear.

Some horrendous homo-erotic undertones to that. I'm not so sure Brother Trout will approve.

I hope Brother Trout will not approve.

smashey

tom dunne wrote: »

Oh dear.

Some horrendous homo-erotic undertones to that. I'm not so sure Brother Trout will approve.

I hope Brother Trout will not approve.

Heh. A brother with an apron fetish?
He will approve.

Hagar

Does ned78 come in here often?

Tom Dunne

smashey wrote: »

Heh. A brother with an apron fetish?
He will approve.

I would like to think his apron fetish stretches (pun intended) to hot chicks with big knockers wearing nothing else.

Slow Motion

The masons have always had their knockers!:D

star-pants

Um.... I don't know about that... I've a feeling that might not be *exactly* what trout had in mind

Dun laoire

I havent been around much but why is Trout wearing aprons and high heels? Did he lose an arm wrestle with one of the girls at the beers night or something?

themadchef

Oh dear, not very fitting at all brother Smashey.

I'm sure i can rustle up a few more suitable aprons for brother trout (worn once if he'd prefer ) and even throw in the matching high heels, but only if he's cooking and going commando.

Probably asking too much.

trout

Due to a hectic week of drunken debauchery, I'm only catching up with the important work of boards.ie now. I almost missed this thread ... now I wish I had

tom dunne wrote: »

Oh dear.

Some horrendous homo-erotic undertones to that. I'm not so sure Brother Trout will approve.

I hope Brother Trout will not approve.

As Miley from Glenroe would say "Not my kind of apron at all, at all, at all, at all"

smashey wrote: »

Heh. A brother with an apron fetish?
He will approve.

Eh ... no.

tom dunne wrote: »

I would like to think his apron fetish stretches (pun intended) to hot chicks with big knockers wearing nothing else.

Nail. On. Head. They don't even have to be that hot, or have big knockers. It's the effort I like.

star-pants wrote: »

Um.... I don't know about that... I've a feeling that might not be *exactly* what trout had in mind

Trust your feelings SP, trust your feelings.

themadchef wrote: »

Oh dear, not very fitting at all brother Smashey.

I'm sure i can rustle up a few more suitable aprons for brother trout (worn once if he'd prefer ) and even throw in the matching high heels, but only if he's cooking and going commando.

Probably asking too much.

Let me get this straight ... you want me to wear the apron & high heels

My brain is now full, and my eyes hurt ... I'm off to the bar, maybe someone can explain it all to me. :rolleyes:

Slow Motion

trout wrote: »

I'm off to the bar, maybe someone can explain it all to me. :rolleyes:

That's it! Trout's used his safe word! Time to lock this thread!

Victor

I think this is what brother trout would like, except for the hard work and getting shot at bits, but they can sure chop a steak.

http://community.travelchinaguide.com/forum2.asp?i=38502&page=2

trout

I was thinking along these lines .... fnarr fnarr

trout

... or this

trout

... or even this