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Bull!

dak · 2007-12-17 17:57:15

One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little Pete who shouts out, "Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is f**king the cow!" Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young little Pete aside and explains that a certain decorum is required. "You…

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One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of breath little Pete who shouts out, "Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is f**king the cow!" Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young little Pete aside and explains that a certain decorum is required. "You should have said, ’The bull is surprising the cow’- not some filth you picked up in the City," he says.

A few days later, little Pete comes again as his uncle and aunt are entertaining. "Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!" The adults share a knowing grin.

Uncle John says, "Thank you little Pete, but surely you meant to say the cow, not COWS. A bull cannot ’surprise’ more than one cow at a time you know."

"Yes he can!" replies his obstinate nephew, "He’s f**king the horse!"

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#2 18-12-2007 1:55am

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More pointy shiney things heding your way m8ty:)

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#3 18-12-2007 1:59am

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Look out, he's got ninja stars! :mad: *tackles OP to the ground, surprising him in the process*

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#4 18-12-2007 2:11am

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I wonder if that was the horse I put my shirt on in the Caveman Islands:rolleyes:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055202696

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#5 18-12-2007 2:17pm

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passive wrote: »

*tackles OP to the ground, surprising him in the process*

"Surprises", eh? poor dak, you should buy him dinner first!

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#6 18-12-2007 2:25pm

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LOL! Nothing would suprise me on this forum!

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