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How To Choose A Wife

  • 16-12-2007 02:56PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know
    which one to marry. So he decides to give each one €5000 and see how
    each of them spends it.

    The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money.
    She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and
    tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you,
    because I love you so much."

    The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a
    television and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought
    these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

    The third one takes the €5000 and invests it in the stock market,
    doubles her investment, returns the €5000 to the man and reinvests the
    rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future
    because I love you so much."

    The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent
    the money. He finally decided to marry the one with the biggest knockers:eek:



Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    i'm amazed. I did not see that coming. Why cant we all find three women like that!


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